Poll: Love letters spam in Email

[zerragonoss]

Ya I get thing like that every now and then, tough I would definitely qualify that particular message as a "love letter"

So your telling me these girls arent real. I was sure they were impressed by my penis enlarger and all the money ive inherited from a nigerian prince.

I dont know what to believe any more. Im beginning to doubt if im actually due that PPI refund from the loan i never took out

For some reason this makes me want a super hero with the ability to make false advertising and skams true. They could get ripped in three weeks, learn a langue in seven day, and know one wired trick to get any girl to go out with Them. Not to mention all that sweet sweet Nigerian prince money, and those superb 1000% return on investment stocks.

 

[Trude]

Wait, who even checks their spam folder unless they're looking for something that shouldn't be there? Most clients, internet or otherwise, empty it at regular intervals.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

All the goddamn time. And it never, ever stops.

Thank fuck you can configure Hotmail to instantly delete emails that match specified parameters.

 

[Tiger King]

I was wondering if anyone else gets these kind of things in their email spam folder. I get it all the time and its funny as hell!

One email I got today, heres what it contained:

How are you sexy?

Its me Adriana you remember me from Facebook? I saw your pictures today and you're CUTE!

Imagine me giving you a massage and later a blow job, you would love it. Wouldn?t you?

Get dirty with me Hun

Like someone tries to be my lover or something? lol

yeah it's a pretty standard trash email.
the big question you have to ask is how did they get my email?

 

[Someone Depressing]

I once got a spam mail, which was basically the "he put his wetness into me" paragraph from My Immortal copy pasted onto the writing document about 4 times, with original bits written at the bottom.

The funniest email I've ever gotten.

 

[FrozenCones]

I occasionally get emails like this. I generally ignore them. I get a lot of spam emails at work from Eastern European lawyers claiming i'm the heir to a vast fortune from a family member ive never heard of.

I often get emails from "old acquaintances" that, for whatever reason, ive lost contact with who say "I miss you" followed by a link which takes me to a pharmaceutical website. These ones hurt because I do genuinely miss them.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

I do every now and again, when I happen to look in my spam-box for a laugh. Getting "letters" from people from my school is hilarious because I know everyone in my class and immediately above and below me for about 3 years or so (small town) and NONE of the names the spambot gives are people I actually knew. Amazing and hilarious.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Well, let us see what slimes hide in the junk folder today shall we
damn, its in swedish

Spoiler: google translate

How I went down 20 kg

Hi

You'll never believe what happened to me three weeks ago.

It was just another boring day at work and I was surfing as usual on the internet. I happened to end up on a famous physician website that specializes in weight loss. My New Year's resolution this year was to finally lose weight.

There was fresh news on the doctor's website for a scientific breakthrough in weight loss. It was a new pill that made ​​it possible for millions of people worldwide to quickly get rid of fat.