Poll: Lovers of Women: Bigger up top is better?

[smithy_2045]

Fairly small, but they need to be round.

 

[Hugga_Bear]

I like proportion, the best breasts fit your body. So ridiculously huge breasts on a small frame doesn't look good. I've seen big boobs on a slim girl look great before but it's pretty rare.

Fakes for me are a no-no, they rarely look good. In fact the only fake breasts I've ever seen that looked good are Christina Aguilera's. I'm assuming they're fake anyway.

Similarly if you're a bigger girl with tiny breasts it's just not as attractive as breasts that fit the body type. Proportion all the way, curvy, slim, somewhere between. It's all good but they are the most attractive.

 

[5mj7R7yf4Dwr3gdZyyu9PeGNwYjlNrjzuh3iTXQG]

This makes me uncomfortable, I have to walk round sporting a pair of 34GG's Not only do they hurt my back and chest, knowing that people are judging me for it makes me feel nervous. I always get accused of having fake boobs, too.

Please please, someone reassure me that I'm NOT being ogled and judged?

Ogled, probably. Everybody checks everybody out for a variety of reasons. Sexual objectification happens naturally as part of the attraction process. A bit of objectification is generally a good thing, especially when you want someone to be attracted to you. It becomes a problem when a person objectifies another to the degree that they lose sight of the person attached. If you don't want guys to focus on your breasts, though there are plenty of fashion tricks to minimize that asset in favor of your other features.

Judged, far less than you would think. People are attracted to certain body types (modeling, interestingly enough, after their parents and childhood neighbors). Yes, there will always be men who compare you to the latest Playboy centerfold or the movie foil of the week, but these are generally guys who are not ready to handle a real relationship, so they're not generally choice dating material anyway. Those who would tease you, if it makes any difference, are not getting laid at all, and are acting out of their own frustrations and insecurities.

Sadly, human beings are not built to carry oversized breasts, and yet mammastic hypertrophy is a fairly common occurrence (probably thanks to selective breeding). I've never met a well-endowed woman who didn't suffer from back pains and the necessity of bras engineered like dry docks (and cost just as much). My own tactic has simply been to acknowledge to my top-heavy girlfriends, their burden of carrying what basically function as baby-pillows and toys for boys (bigger breasts don't yield any more milk, generally than small ones), and expressing my gratitude for letting me play with them.

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[standokan]

I used to like really big ones but now I'm starting to like tiny ones too. So like most people here "as long as she isn't flat then it's fine w/me".

 

[Thamian]

The classic quote of 'Any more than a handful is just a waste' comes to mind....

That being said, while the ideal is a nice, natural handful that's in proportion to the girl's body, what really matters is the girl that they're attatched to. If her boobs are nice, that's an added bonus, but never is it the be all and end all.

Admitedly, both unnatural and tits that are just too big do turn me right off, mainly because it just looks wrong.

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

There is something very irritating about the premise of this thread but I can't quite put my finger on it. My general feminist senses are tingling.

 

[DSK-]

I'm not all that bothered. Having said that, abnormally large breasts the size of basketballs are a real turn off - and a risk to one's health.

I don't feel I should discriminate women based on the size of their breasts, although arguably my previous statement does give off a hint of discrimination but with a dash of truthfulness.

 

[Pedro The Hutt]

To me it depends on if it fits the overall picture, sure large breasts are nice but if they're mounted on a tiny frame it just looks uncomfortable. So I clicked "I just wanted to press a button" because, hey, I can't apply one preference of breast size on all women.

 

[Double A]

I like big breasts (anything smaller than a human head, I guess). I do not like saline or plastic.

 

[thylasos]

I'm not sure I've had a girlfriend smaller than a DD, to be honest. I seem to have a type, though it's not as though I go looking for it.

 

[Scorekeeper]

I prefer average cup size. Gravity will eventually ruin larger sizes and smaller sizes aren't enough to properly handle. I'll take my porridge neither too hot nor too cold, thank you.

 

[Feralbreed]

Small breasts are wife material.

Big breasts are slut material.

 

[katsumoto03]

Anything larger than a C looks stupid and is completely impractical.

 

[Shirokurou]

As the Defender of the Tittays I have to say.
The shape is key...
As long as it looks good overall, size don't matter.

 

[FrostyChick]

If they are larger than my head they are too big, anything else is fair game. ^^

 

[ConnorCool]

The "I just want to press a button" option made me laugh way too much.
OT: I think a little bigger than a handful is perfect, but slightly smaller is just adorable too. The only problem with ladies boobies I have is when bras lie and cash a cheque that the boobs can't cash.

 

[Lethos]

I'll go with the general consensus here and say "It depends on the shape of the girl."
For girls that I want to be with long term, I prefer smaller breasts, but that's because I prefer more graceful looking girls.

 

[ChaoticKraus]

I actually find large breasts unattractive, it looks flabby.

Might be because i don't like fat on women. Both slim and curvy are sexy in their own way, but never ever chubby.

 

[Talvrae]

Small breasts have a tendancy too look cuter and firmer if you ask me