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gim73

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Lonan said:
gim73 said:
BlindMessiah94 said:
Thanks for forgetting about Canada jerk.
Meh, if you are from canada you might as well click US, since we are gonna annex you in the next few years anyways.
If Big Daddy China gives you permission. You'll also have to annex 65 trillion in debt. We'll just have a big adult talk with China and choose to cut off you're oil supply until you behave. You'll also have to deal with the Mexicans you've been calling dirty uneducated pussies for several decades, after taking half their land. You might also have to deal with the tens of millions of Americans who are on our side, and want to live in a country without retards. If the retards come out and attack Canada, we won't need to worry about killing Americans we would rather keep alive. And by we, I mean the entire world except you and you're fellow one to two hundred million cockroaches or so, a pretty small number in the modern world. Especially compared to Big Daddy China. Oh, is that the sound of you're government crying for it's debt bottle? Do you need Daddy to give you more milk? I think you do.
Now sing you're national anthem.
Wow, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Ever hear of sarcasm? Yeah, I know that historically we tried to take what is now canada from britain back in the early 1800's and it didn't go so well for us. Not all of us are from red states.

You ever play a little game called Fallout 3? Little bit from that game: just before the war with china we take over canada. Then again, that game is all about a big corperation experimenting on humans and the remnants of the US government ruling with an iron fist and power armor. Good stuff.

Well, Canada has always been pretty close to the US in terms of coolness. Every country seems to have it's backwoods people (unless they burned down all their woods years ago) that you are embarassed to speak about. If it weren't so bloody cold up there I would put it on my list of countries I'd consider living in along with Australia.
 

Lonan

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gim73 said:
Lonan said:
gim73 said:
BlindMessiah94 said:
Thanks for forgetting about Canada jerk.
Meh, if you are from canada you might as well click US, since we are gonna annex you in the next few years anyways.
If Big Daddy China gives you permission. You'll also have to annex 65 trillion in debt. We'll just have a big adult talk with China and choose to cut off you're oil supply until you behave. You'll also have to deal with the Mexicans you've been calling dirty uneducated pussies for several decades, after taking half their land. You might also have to deal with the tens of millions of Americans who are on our side, and want to live in a country without retards. If the retards come out and attack Canada, we won't need to worry about killing Americans we would rather keep alive. And by we, I mean the entire world except you and you're fellow one to two hundred million cockroaches or so, a pretty small number in the modern world. Especially compared to Big Daddy China. Oh, is that the sound of you're government crying for it's debt bottle? Do you need Daddy to give you more milk? I think you do.
Now sing you're national anthem.
Wow, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Ever hear of sarcasm? Yeah, I know that historically we tried to take what is now canada from britain back in the early 1800's and it didn't go so well for us. Not all of us are from red states.

You ever play a little game called Fallout 3? Little bit from that game: just before the war with china we take over canada. Then again, that game is all about a big corperation experimenting on humans and the remnants of the US government ruling with an iron fist and power armor. Good stuff.

Well, Canada has always been pretty close to the US in terms of coolness. Every country seems to have it's backwoods people (unless they burned down all their woods years ago) that you are embarassed to speak about. If it weren't so bloody cold up there I would put it on my list of countries I'd consider living in along with Australia.
I guess you're right, I did wake up on the wrong side of the bed. However, you can't expect sarcasm to go through the text you wrote. I would need to have heard you're tone of voice to know it was sarcasm.
 

Joa_Belgium

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Spawned in Belgium, as my name implies.

And thinking about teleporting to a foreign country in the not too distant future.
 

mew1234321

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Australian people are so under-represented on The Escapist. *sob*

I have this weird infatuation with Britain though. So I guess that's good
 

Captain Schpack

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Coaxill said:
Captain Schpack said:
Lullabye said:
Captain Schpack said:
bernthalbob616 said:
Made in England.

Now I'm terribly sorry, but I must dash. I'm having tea at Lady Fisher's manor in thirty minutes. Toodlepip!
Yes, I do believe that's a smashing good reason.

Lullabye said:
Canada! Want some bacon?
Yes, please.
Yay! Om Nom Nom
Can I nom on some bacon with you?
Sure!!