Poll: Man Dies After Falling Into Chocolate Vat

[Mischiviktus]

Wow, that tremendously sucks...he'll be popular with the women in the afterlife though.

Women still love chocolate right?

 

[lousyshot55]

ehhh, I must say it is a way to die that will be remembered

 

[Lyri]

I want to be the guy. Seriously

OMNOMNOM

If you fall into Chocolate, I'll lick it off you! =D
[sub]I fear bulbasaur swiftly approaching...[/sub]

 

[The_Echo]

If he were lactose-intolerant, I'd consider this hilarious. As it stands, I'm still rather amused, and a tiny bit jealous. I'm sure my death won't be nearly as awesome.

 

[Mr Fatherland]

If only he was an oompa loompa, they're more careful.

EDIT: If only he'd been an oompa loompa (I wrote about him like he was still alive.) *slaps knee in mirth*

 

[Mr Fatherland]

Reminds me of

Spoiler

the end of Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett

I've read that but have forgotten what happens at the end.

 

[ElephantGuts]

What a delicious death. Though the massive head trauma probably kept him from enjoying it so much.

 

[murphy7801]

How unsavory

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

What a fun way to die! I want to die by falling into chocolate!

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

anyone else craving chocolate?
i still am. :O

*finds chocolate chips, and makes chocolate milk to dip them into*

OMNOMNOMNOM.

 

[Hazy]

That may, very well, be the saddest I have ever seen somebody covered in Chocolate.
I do feel sorry for the man who died though, and I wish them all the best of luck.

 

[bodyklok]

How unsavory

Oh you...

What a way to go. I hope he died with a smile on his face.

I'm sure he did. And it was a smile surrounded by chocolate. And blood...

He died as we all wanted to live. And for that he's a true American Hero!

G.I Joe!

I wanted to say something about knowing is half the battle... But I can't think of anything.

Wow, that tremendously sucks...he'll be popular with the women in the afterlife though.

Women still love chocolate right?

When have women not loved chocolate? I think they had an appetite for it even when it didn't exist.

How wrong would it be to show up at his funeral dressed as an oompa loompa?

Yes. But it would be worst if you brought a chocolate bar with you.

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

Obviously sorry for the guy, but if I have to choose a way to die, that would be it. Dying while engolved in chocolately goodness...o the grin on my face if they would fish my corpse out would be unreal.

So drowning in a substance like oil after having your head smashed in by a giant mixing blade is your way to go? You weirdo.

 

[LilGherkin]

Just like the kid from Willy Wonka, minus the contusion to the skull that probably dealt the deadly blow.

 

[Jsnoopy]

O.K. that probably sounds wayyy more awesome than it actually is lol.....