Poll: Man Dies After Falling Into Chocolate Vat

[kemosabi4]

A horrible, horrible, tasty death...

 

[Lexodus]

"Yes, ma'am, I'm afraid that your husband drowned in a vat of chocolate yesterday."
"Did he go quickly and peacefully at least?"
"It took him six hours to die."
"Six hours? WHY?"
"Well, he would have died quicker if he didn't keep getting out to go to the toilet..."

 

[Haydyn]

We all have to die someday. It be better to die sooner in a cool way then later in a closet choking yourself and your chicken.

 

[megapenguinx]

That sucks. I feel bad for the guy and the friends and family he left behind

 

[kemosabi4]

It's like the "rat tail in a toaster strudel" story, execpt much, much worse.

 

[Insanum]

He didnt die in chocolate as we know it...Its like falling into Cake Mix...but before they put eggs in, Its not the same as falling into cake...

And OUCH.

 

[Jumplion]

At first I thought the guy in the picture was doing a Facepalm.....

Still, I feel sorry for the guy, but he died in chocolate! I mean, he probably drowned while having a concussion , but still, a vat of chocolate!

 

[quack35]

The best way to die.

 

[Forl0rn]

I hate Chocolate, what a way to die.
Funny though

 

[Bloodstain]

"Uh oh, I've fallen in the chocolate... Can someone give me a ha-OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALLIGATOR! AHHHHHHH"

Now THAT would be the most awesome death ever. Actually had me laughing.

But the story itself is somehow both sad and a little bit funny. Mainly sad, though.

EDIT: Oh wow, I committed thread necromancy. I thought it said "2010", not "2009". :/