@ Milford Cubicle- Meh. You insulted the Queen. Epic fail.
And you failed to note that anyone who tried to invade GB would find their own nation to be, in my own words: "Clicking hot and shrouded in this mysterious green glow". And then the SAS would kill them.
And if people hate us- So what? We're a rich, powerful nation that relies on brains to run it's economy, and brains to run it's military. No-ones going to fuck with us, because we'll send David Striling's band of merry psychotics around to kill them. And then send MI6 to blow up their houses. And then send the army in to occupy their country, change their government and leave them better off for it.
@Lost in the void: Your logic is so riddenwith flaws, failures of deduction and simple foolishness thatit painsme. Nonethless, I will attempt to postulate my points politely, and civilly. Please do the same:
-Empire takes over- With the collusion of sections of the local populace, you may note.
-Exports slaves: With collusion of the same local population, you may note. The slave trade relied on Africans being as willing to sell slaves as Europeans were willing to buy them. Also,it was the British Empire that ended the international slave trade. Once again, you have lost.
-Rapes for natural resources- Thus providing the nation with the mines to extract said resources, thus cultivating their land in a far more efficent manner, thus establishing a proper economic base rather than a system of peasantry, patronage and chiefenism.
-Leaves countrys unstable: You fail to note that we left at the request of the said local populace, who were certain they could manage things by themselves. You also fail to note that we left India much earlier than we did the African colonies, and somehow, that is now a burgeoning economic superpower.
-Civil war- One can only have civil war when one has a nation, which did not exist pre-colonially. Secondly, the local tribes always fought each other. That is whay colonising them wasso laughably easy. Oh, and guns.
Mass rape- Again, a prexisting phenomenon. One simply has to look at the history of the Zulu and Matabele (descendants of the zulu) nation. Massed rape, kidnapping, mass slaughter of noncombatants (children in particular) and generic barbarities.
AIDS epidemic: Since AIDS only emerged in the late 1970s, blaming it on the British Empire is act of monumental, collossal stupidity that I will not even countenance replying to. Please obey the rule of "Think before you post".
Once again, I win.