Poll: Maybe GTA Chinatown Wars needed a clever D.S. name.

[GonzoGamer]

I was thinking: maybe GTA Chinatown Wars would've sold better if it had one of those wicked clever D.S. names.

Or maybe it's Nintendo's fault. Maybe they should've called their handheld the Nintendo CW.

What name do you think would've been best? Please feel free to make up one that's not on the list. My favorites are in the poll but here's some more to get you started:


GTA-Douchebag Senators
GTA-Deviant Sex
GTA-Dating Strippers
GTA-Dildo Salesman
GTA-Dick Stain
GTA-Dope Smugglers
GTA-Deadly Streets
GTA-Dookie Shoes (as a resident of NYC, it's very relevant)
GTA-Dookie Sidewalk
GTA-Dog Shit
GTA-Drug Specialist
GTA-Dr. Sadistic (real doctor, cheap; office is on the E train)
GTA-Distinguished Spliffs
GTA-Dusty Spliffs
GTA-Dealing Smak
GTA-Dealing Speed
GTA-Dealing Sluts
GTA-Deceptively Stale
GTA-Distracting Song
GTA-Dare to be Silly
GTA-Daily Surrender
GTA-Decayed Sabatical
GTA-Don't Sleep
GTA-Don't Stop
GTA-Don't Stare
GTA-Decayed Stoolie
GTA-Dukes Sidestory
GTA-Deeply Soothing (maybe not)

For the fans of older GTAs:

GTA-Ditching Salvatore
GTA-Donald's Sickness
GTA-Darkel's Screaming
GTA-Dead Speed

Before you ask: yes I smoke too much.

 

[GonzoGamer]

GTA-Pointless Thread.

Would've been great if the handheld was called the Nintendo PT.
Are you even trying?

 

[Stormcloud23]

GTA-Pointless Thread.

Would've been great if the handheld was called the Nintendo PT.
Are you even trying?

He shoots he scores

 

[DM.]

I prefer the name Imagine Gangster?

 

[ShadeOfRed]

Why is this a poll?

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Awful awful thread....

 

[GonzoGamer]

I prefer the name Imagine Gangster?

I believe that's a Ubisoft game for reform school girls.

 

[Xvito]

It should have been called GTA: Drugs and Sex.

 

[Unforgotten Ninja Turtle]

Or how about GTA: Doggy Style

 

[Ima Lemming]

Since it was "Chinatown Wars" how about "GTA: Downtown Shanghai"

 

[Shapsters]

GTA-Pointless Thread.

GTA- I Agree

 

[Hiram88]

GTA4: For The Asians