Poll: Men! Choose your Favorite Axe Spray!

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Sleekgiant

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Axe is just nasty, as if the stupidly overly sexual commercials weren't enough of a turn-off, their products smell like shit.
 

bam13302

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Axe sucks, smell like shit and ads suck
-this is an observation not how i choose my friends-
I have yet to meet someone that (obviously/over) uses axe bodyspray that i can actually get along with.
 

Billion Backs

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I don't use Axes for that objective. The only good axe spray is blooood.

But, seriously, they smell like shit.
 

Outright Villainy

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No, I haven't used it since I was 14, it smells like crap. I just go for whatever is least noticeable/nothing at all.
 

Mechsoap

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PurpleSky said:
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I wish I could buy this one.What's wrong with only deodorant?
why have i a unstopable lust to go buy odor blocker?
 

Downfall89

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Jamash said:
Isn't Axe called Lynx in the UK?

If so, my favourite is Lynx Africa.
OH, LYNX. It's called that here in Australia also.

OT: Mine would probably have to be either Africa or Accelerate.
 

Pandalisk

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You call it Axe eh?. Odd name change from Axe to Lynx

I dont really like it, Roll on is for me,
 

Treeinthewoods

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Axe smells like a baboon in heat, covered in shit, eating a two week old human corpse that was left in the sun.

Ok, it smells marginally worse.

It succeeds because we are immature and have low self esteem men, rally against it and realize if a smelly, unwashed man in the dark ages could score you can to!
 

Hurr Durr Derp

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I've had a discussion with a friend about Axe not too long ago. Despite his objections, I still believe that anyone over 16 caught using Axe should hand in his license to have sex. You'll get it back when you've developed a sense of smell.
 

junkmanuk

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Well, I never imagined fanboyism would stretch to manufacturers of hygiene products...

Anyway I like *Lynx* vice...