Poll: Men Eating Boneless Chicken Wings = UNACCEPTABLE

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Zac Smith

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Let people eat how and what they want to eat, a REAL man wouldn't give a crap and would order whatever the hell they wanted to bones or not.
 

Megacherv

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I like this thread, it's quite funny, although a real man would eat just the bones.
 

TheIronRuler

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This is a rant to be remembered, such dedication to being a jerk is unworldly.
To the topic, I don't give a rats' ass.
I support you completely!
 

Furioso

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Yes, and I don't like how this is set up, I do not subscribe to Oprah's book club and enjoy appletinis, your skewing the results one way, and I don't care what you think, I'll eat whatever I damn well want to eat
 

DJDarque

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I take it your friends gave you shit for ordering boneless chicken wings. To hell with manly men; I like my wings boneless.
 

Kair

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Let them eat what they want. Machoism is only good to a certain length.
 

AmbushIntheDark

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Well, yesterday WAS Boneless wing Thursday, so it would be cheaper to get boneless rather than BWW's superior normal wings.


That place is delicious.
 

steeple

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real men use the boneless wings as a napkin, while they order a T-bone steak, and eat the T-bone!

also, great thread!
 

Senjuriko

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Ephraim J. Witchwood said:
Chicken wings? What kind of manly man eats those? I run down to Africa and eat Ostriches raw and whole, then I take the time to wrestle a hippopotamus. Quit eating chicken wings, ya pussy.

[sub]This thread is awesome.[/sub]
You sir, are a paragon of manliness.
 

Simple Bluff

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Well, I hope you undone the foundations of that establishment, tipped it upside down, and ate all the attendees' bones to make up for it.
It's the only plausible responce to such an appauling lack of MANLY MANLI-ness. In fact, I'm gonna dust off my assualt chopper and storm the Buffolo Wild Wings HQ right now in protest.
 

Pat8u

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Jarlaxl said:
The moral of the story, of course, is God Bless America.
I punch anybody in the face who says this in real life just saying :) (Meant as a joke)

OT: Who defined man anyway hmmmm You know manliness used to be about men being gentlemen
 

steeple

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Doc Theta Sigma said:
I sincerely hope you're trolling. Otherwise you have major issues with insecurity.
real men dont troll, they OGRE!

but yeah, its pretty much a joke-thread as far as I can tell, and whats the problem with that? its entertaining and there are manly conversations to be had in it
 

Scabadus

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Where would you hold a boneless wing as you ate it? You'd either end up just tbiting your own fingers off or having to use, and I'm sorry to have to mention this but, cutlery!

There are times when you arn't in the mood for the spiciest thing on the menu though. Sometimes you want the thing with the most BBQ sauce, and if there's a dish where they simply hand you a rifle and release a small animal into the resteraunt it rarely comes pre-spiced.