I respect the men only thing and won't ruin the poll with my histrionics, sexism, troll powers or leg shaving antics.
I will, however, dump this:
There are only a few select males that look awesome with a beard.
Most look scruffy, unkempt or danger close.
I have severe issues with beards that come with odd hats or colourful t-shirts (So sorry, man from Mojang).
I find beards to be very, very sexy when they embody the act of taming the inner beast and express pride in looking and smelling good. In my books, a beard that shows its being looked after is one of the most manly things I can think of, right after the cock n balls combo. And that one is hilarious and awe-inspiring at the same time. Think about it. Who in their right mind would come up with such a thing?