Poll: Men, what turns you on most about a woman?

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spartan1077 said:
A penis.

And only bad hygeine is a turnoff for me. I don't care if they have small boobs or large ones, or anything else...
The best quality of a woman is her penis?
What... wait... What?

Dags90 said:
Sexy kidneys or a big cock.
Whats going on here?

Personally, symmetry is what gets me. I like it when everything comes together nicely.
 

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AccursedTheory said:
spartan1077 said:
A penis.

And only bad hygeine is a turnoff for me. I don't care if they have small boobs or large ones, or anything else...
The best quality of a woman is her penis?
What... wait... What?

Dags90 said:
Sexy kidneys or a big cock.
Whats going on here?
Oh, I'm sorry. I seem to be attracted to hermaphrodites. And would much rather have one than a full-blown woman. And I think Dags may be trollin'...who likes kidneys?
 

DefunctTheory

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spartan1077 said:
AccursedTheory said:
spartan1077 said:
A penis.

And only bad hygeine is a turnoff for me. I don't care if they have small boobs or large ones, or anything else...
The best quality of a woman is her penis?
What... wait... What?

Dags90 said:
Sexy kidneys or a big cock.
Whats going on here?
Oh, I'm sorry. I seem to be attracted to hermaphrodites. And would much rather have one than a full-blown woman. And I think Dags may be trollin'...who likes kidneys?
Well... whatever floats your boat, as my mother always said.
 

SimuLord

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I'm a boob man. Big, natural, and heralding her arrival in the room five seconds before the rest of her shows up.
 

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spartan1077 said:
A penis.

And only bad hygeine is a turnoff for me. I don't care if they have small boobs or large ones, or anything else...
is the penis implying Bridgett? Or how ever that name is spelled.

Anyways--cute face (big eyes pouty lips, small nose)a cute voice and when they likes something or go bat shit crazy they look evil and instill fear into the manliest of men.
 

Firetaffer

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Hmm, a nice attractive feature in a woman is obviously their

Pony Like Figure

--- O WAIT NOW I'VE DONE IT.
 

Thaluikhain

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Eh...can't say I'm fussed.

Mind you, if I was to meet a hermaphrodite with retractable fangs and a tail, she might get more attention than a more conventionally shaped woman.
 

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Well it isn't so much a favorite body part, but I get particularly turned on by sexy backs [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexyBack]. A nicely rounded pair of breasts is nice as well.

Teebs2 said:
I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the Boobies.
Well how about this for a nice pair of boobies?
CrashBang said:
...There's no poll
Anyways, big bums are always a win, that's the main one for me. I don't like skinny girls, I like curvy girls with big hips and boobs
 

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spartan1077 said:
A penis.

And only bad hygeine is a turnoff for me. I don't care if they have small boobs or large ones, or anything else...
Are you saying you like hermophradites or is that just a joke? Penis is awesome but it shouldn't be on women. I think we should all just keep penises on men and vagina and breast on women. What i like about a women? Skin and legs. Soft skin and nice legs. I notice a lot of people are saying curves but im going to say lack there of. I like a skinny small girl but whatever i can get is good. I know im aiming a bit high but this whole thing is hyperthetical right? In real life my standereds aren't high.
 

MrEnigami

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I'm sorry, but the only way I can think of describing it is, "nice breasts", "nice bum", "nice body", or "just plain nice girl".
 

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I like... uh... hm... kind of hard to pin down, really. I suppose I could say I don't have too much preferences, as long as they're well proportioned - which means that ridiculously large breasts are out, anorexic-like builds are out... pretty much the extremes at either end are all bad for me. Give me a healthy, medium built woman and I'm happy. Provided I can get along with her, of course... if there's nothing besides the sex, neither of us would get anything but grief out of it in the long run.

CrashBang said:
Anyways, big bums are always a win, that's the main one for me.
I have a bit of a weakness for that too... but keeping with my proportion preference; it can't be overly big in comparison with the rest of her body.

E:

That. Is epic. I want to kiss whoever named those birds; don't give a damn if it's a disgusting dude, he's earned it.