Poll: Milk Drinkers!

[Paragon Fury]

So my last topic kind of fizzled; such is the way of some plans unfortunately. However, I have a better one this time, and a much more intense question for the Escapist this time;

What is the best flavor of milk?

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White/Vanilla Milk

Chocolate Milk

Strawberry Milk

So, which flavor will reign supreme?


Also....because I have a reputation to keep;

(Probably NSFW)

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Seriously though, probably NSFW

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Monster Girl Cowgirls! (Technically minotaurs)

 

[DefunctTheory]

(Probably NSFW)

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Seriously though, probably NSFW

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Monster Girl Cowgirls! (Technically minotaurs)

Anyway, the obvious answer is snake chocolate milk, though to be honest, I don't drink milk anymore. To many calories.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

I prefer skim. Never the type to put flavors in my milk.

 

[The Philistine]

I'm confused, Vanilla as in plain milk, or Vanilla as in vanilla flavoring?

 

[Just Ebola]

You forgot the only acceptable answer: Almond.

When you think about it, doesn't it seem odd that humans drink the milk of artificially enhanced cows? I'll have none of it!

 

[DefunctTheory]

I prefer skim. Never the type to put flavors in my milk.

Not even milk flavor, eh?

Skim milk is pretty much water, only somehow blander.

You forgot the only acceptable answer: Almond.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

Where is foetal flavour? Oh, wrong site...umm, I demand that milkshake that crushes malteasers, cookies and strawberries with vanilla additions all in one shake. Yumms!...do you not know of the custom milkshake shop?? You have not lived!!

 

[Paragon Fury]

I prefer skim. Never the type to put flavors in my milk.

Not even milk flavor, eh?

Skim milk is pretty much water, only somehow blander.

You forgot the only acceptable answer: Almond.

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Honestly, that thing is probably scarier and more NSFW than anything I post.

 

[Glongpre]

When you think about it, doesn't it seem odd that humans drink the milk of artificially enhanced cows? I'll have none of it!

People bring that up, but it really isn't that odd. I mean, whole milk is very nutrient dense (and it should be as it is created to help calves grow), but that somehow makes it weird to drink. Idk, maybe it is just me.

Humans find ways to use everything to their advantage, so this strikes me as a weird thing to say.

That said, I don't drink milk anymore because I am pretty sure it gives me gas (maybe lactose intolerance), and the watered down milk we are sold isn't that great for you anyway (a load of propaganda, I reckon).

Annnddddddd, chocolate milk is obviously the best. Or chocolate almond, or any variation there of. I have a sweet tooth

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Plain white milk. 2% please.

 

[Michel Henzel]

Just normal cold milk, none of this different flavour nonsense. Though to be fair, different flavoured milk is barely available here, nobody likes it.

 

[FalloutJack]

C is for Chocolate. That's good enough for me.

 

[Saelune]

I remember in Kindergarten, we'd get a tray of little milk cartons, presumably at snack time, and everyone would have either regular milk or Skim (I thought it was called Skin milk, which is probably the main reason I don't like it...) But there were 2 chocolate ones, and one of them was mine, and it made me feel special.

Tl,dr: Chocolate.

 

[Sonmi]

Normal milk is the best, 3.25% preferably.

Chocolate is great for gaining weight though.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

SNIP

See I find anything but skim milk to be too thick and gooey and it makes me think it came from a different part of the anatomy. As for flavors, well I don't mix fruit or chocolate with my butter either.

 

[Hawki]

...why am I the only one who likes strawberry?

And how the heck is chocolate winning?!

 

[DefunctTheory]

SNIP

See I find anything but skim milk to be too thick and gooey and it makes me think it came from a different part of the anatomy. As for flavors, well I don't mix fruit or chocolate with my butter either.

I'm trying to decide whether the milk in your area is abnormally thick, or if my... well, you know, is.

Both are horrifying prospects.

 

[Parasondox]

Paragon? Why are you playing on my lactation fetish?

It's not just about the flavour, but the thickness of the milk. Too light, it's just water, too thick and it's just syrup.

 

[FalloutJack]

...why am I the only one who likes strawberry?

And how the heck is chocolate winning?!

Because it's chocolate. Although, apparently there's a number of people here who, like my brother, prefer vanilla. However, my other other brother loves chocolate. Funny ole' world, innit?

 

[Paragon Fury]

Paragon? Why are you playing on my lactation fetish?

It's not just about the flavour, but the thickness of the milk. Too light, it's just water, too thick and it's just syrup.

Well, I uh...ummm...