attackshark said:
No. . . NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! What have I done? WHAT HAVE I DOONNNE??!!
How could I, a long time advocate of possessive forms, use a blasted contraction? HOW?? It doesn't add up!
I was sabotaged, that's it! Wait, WAIT! I know! I was hacked! BY ANONYMOUS! That is the only logical explanation!
Ours is the day of discontent! There must be SOME WAY I can right this wrong, except that I can't think of any. . . I've already sold my soul for an F1 racer. Maybe Satan will give me a break. Perhaps my aunt will lend me her soul. I think she keeps it in a berth next to a portrait of my grandfather. Perhaps my internet tale of woe will strike a chord within her.
But I wouldn't have a single cent to pay her with! Would she even let me buy it? She does, in fact, sit on the board of education. But then, I'm only a minor. Who knew?
PLEASE FORGIVE ME, INTERNET STRANGER! MY IGNORANCE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
YOU MADE SO MANY MISTAKES GAH YOU SUCK AT GRAMMARS!!!1!1
No, I just decided to be a douche and fix them. OCD and all that.
You know, this reminds me of a LOOOOOOOONG time ago when we took those standardized tests with the revising and editing section. I loved those parts. It was being a grammar Nazi for points.
OT: Like Runescape? Just like how Mass Effect is the same as Halo.