Poll: Monster

[The Shade]

Werewolf, but only if I could change at will, not based on the moon.

Would certainly make it easier to do renditions of Thriller.

For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the Thriller

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Werewolf, but only if I could change at will, not based on the moon.

Would certainly make it easier to do renditions of Thriller.

For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the Thriller

Amen to that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Demon.
So I can shout: "DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS!!!"

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Balrog.

 

[chefassassin2]

I wouldn't mind being a kraken. Or a mutated narwhal/otter type monster. With the ability to create bursts of electricity, like an eel. With the jaws of a shark, and the intelligence of Stephen Hawking. Yup, a mutated Narwhal/otter/eel/shark/hawking monstrosity. Who can create zombies.

 

[Trivun]

Vampire, or incubus. Or rather, both together. Simple as that, because vampires are so cool I'm devoting my next writing project almost entirely to them (you'll see why it's 'almost' when I finish it and either publish it or post it on the interwebz).

 

[Macgyvercas]

Either this,

Spoiler: EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!

Or this,

Spoiler: Don't blink

 

[Pimppeter2]

Other. Id be a human. the worst monster of them all

or a giant penis

 

[luclin92]

Werewolf.
1. They can go out in the day.
2. They can't be beaten by people wielding crosses, bible verses and holy water.
3. They're fast and strong.
4. Garlic is cheap, but silver is expensive.
5. They're awesome.

werewolves RULE!

 

[Macgyvercas]

Werewolf.
1. They can go out in the day.
2. They can't be beaten by people wielding crosses, bible verses and holy water.
3. They're fast and strong.
4. Garlic is cheap, but silver is expensive.
5. They're awesome.

werewolves RULE!

I've been told that they have a weakness to mistletoe, and that easy to come by.

 

[T-Bone24]

Humans. Monsters never started wars. Who's the real monster?

 

[wierdman51]

a werewolf in transylvani, by what hollywood has lead me to believe is that transylvania is a dark and rainy place, it would be hard to find a werewoldf there.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

snip

leviathan , megalodon, bow before your nemesis,

Spoiler: the hydra

 

[mini-moose]

I want to be a giant slug that spits salt but the salt my body makes is killing me.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Angel of Death!

Spoiler

 

[ssgt splatter]

I would be..
Cthulhu.

I'm with Hazy

I'm with Hazy as well.

I am with all the people above. That or I'd be a werewolf.

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

Spoiler: I'm surprised no one has said this...

Spoiler: Or maybe him...