Poll: Monster

[Jark212]

A High Ranking Demon, Who abandoned all religion to live the life of a Human, but was drafted to work for the US Government.

isnt that the plot of dark sector or some other video game?

I honestly have no idea, But it's awesome, yes????

 

[A Weary Exile]

What is a Lamia?

 

[BlackJack47]

I'd be something along the lines of Dante from Devil May Cry.

A human looking demon with immense power and stuff, also with ice breath...keep my soda cool.

 

[Xero Scythe]

I would be a tentacle monster, you know why...

yeah...
that's sorta the whole reason i put incubus in, dude.

 

[Xero Scythe]

What is a Lamia?

dont even ask. that monster is merely in as a joke.

 

[wrecker77]

Vampires. I find them verry cool. And I wouldnt be shuned from society because vampires will never hurt you.

 

[bradley348]

I would have to go with....

4chan user.



thats a creepy monster.

 

[Xero Scythe]

okay, looks like this thread is nearly dead. c'mon people, post! you dont want this thread to die, do you?


...do you?

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Incubus because it means sex... lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of sex... lots...

 

[MajoraPersona]

I would be Johan Liebert.

 

[electric_warrior]

incubus, definitely. you'd basically be a demon version of charlie harper from two and a half men

 

[Snowalker]

Werewolf.
1. They can go out in the day.
2. They can't be beaten by people wielding crosses, bible verses and holy water.
3. They're fast and strong.
4. Garlic is cheap, but silver is expensive.
5. They're awesome.

You stole all my stuff!


You bastard...

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

oh, and please, no more foul language. thank you.

NEVER! Hey there, shitty shitty fag fag how do you do? Hey there shitty shitty fag fag how do you DO!?

 

[lwm3398]

demon version of charlie harper from two and a half men

*Calls TBS*

I have an idea for a sitcom!

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

llama everytime. they can spit forever.
Ok, seriously, witch because they have more potentional to be hot and im feeling very shallow right now

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

I would be..
Cthulhu.

I agree with Hazy also.

i said demon. not unholy overlord. he is too damn overpowered.

Lies. It is simply mis-understood.

What? The same way cancer is misunderstood?

"Oh gods! It's eating my face so benevolently!"

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

With men

Incubus because it means sex... lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of sex... lots...

With men. Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of sex... With men.

Not necessarily a bad thing, but when you think about who is ready to sell their soul for sex... I would wager a guess that it is men.

 

[Hazy]

I would be..
Cthulhu.

I agree with Hazy also.

i said demon. not unholy overlord. he is too damn overpowered.

Lies. It is simply mis-understood.

What? The same way cancer is misunderstood?

"Oh gods! It's eating my face so benevolently!"

Have you ever thought about how it must feel? It's probably the life of a party, and a very nice person deep down, but nobody seems to give a shit because.. well.. IT'S A BEAST.

[small]Come to think of it.. I may be over analyzing things a tad.[/small]

 

[The Rainmaker]

I would be the Master Chief! (So, demon sort of)

 

[Jamash]

...so if i choose witch what spells would i know? naturally i would always like to be treated like a god, so i chose fire fox, but i would like to know magic too...vampires, werewolves &sucubuses are too if-y they have too many rules and cons that over seed the pros, don't sucubuses(i know i spelled it wrong) have to eat souls? honestly i don't really6 care for souls...too salty. And werewolfs are cool but they only turn into wolf monsters 1s or 2s a month and thats not enough for me! and the turning into said wolf monster usually looks too painful. vampires are ok, but i do like the occasional sun lit, and garlic, and i enjoy running water so i wouldnt like not being able to cross it. demons would be ok, not painful or have too much rules, but demons usually are ruled by stronger demons or a god type person. i don't even know what a lamia is so i can't say if i do or do not want to be one of them...

uh... wow. any way. clearing things up time:

Vamps cannot be hurt by sun.
vamps cannot be hurt by garlic.
vamps are only short-circuited by water; their powers fade for a little then return at full. also, adding a herb negates the sapping power.

werewolves transformation in not painful, and they can transform whenever they want. its just that they are more powerful when the moon is full. dont even pick lamia, i put it up there as a joke, im surprised someone even picked it.

well...all of my stuff is from correct lore (no were close to twilight rules) and do you know what is a lamia =P vamps ARE hurt by sun i don't care what the hell you say that has been one of the main f-ing rules of vampirism since they were made the fuck up! twilight ficked that up by makin vamps sparkle like pussys!

Dracula does not seem to go by that rule (the Luigi Bellosi one) (Yes, i know i spelled his last name wrong.)

well hes wrong! lol =P idk if i read his book or not =/ might have to look into it.

Luigi is a movie actor. from the black and white ages. however, it was supposed to be based on the book Dracula, which i believe was written by Mary Shelly, the same woman who wrote Frankenstein. that's the book you wanna read.

You can't be serious... Luigi Bellosi? Mary Shelly's Dracula?

It's Bella Lugosi, the actor who played Dracula in some old horror films, and that's the Dracula written by Bram Stoker, not Mary Shelly.

Did you hear about that famous black actor, you know Jack L Samuelson, who starred in Tom Clancy's Pulp Fiction? He played a hitman alongside Travis Johnolta, but he was also in 3 Hard Deaths with Wilson Bruce.