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Ah, we have different perspectives on the incubus methodology. My apologies for the confusion.Xero Scythe said:
First, are you denying the alleged crimes against humanity as perpetrated by Cthulu and his followers?xxhazyshadowsxx said:Have you ever thought about how it must feel? It's probably the life of a party, and a very nice person deep down, but nobody seems to give a shit because.. well.. IT'S A BEAST.dietpeachsnapple said:What? The same way cancer is misunderstood?xxhazyshadowsxx said:Xero Scythe said:i said demon. not unholy overlord. he is too damn overpowered.Grayjack72 said:I agree with Hazy also.xxhazyshadowsxx said:I would be..
Cthulhu.
Lies. It is simply mis-understood.
"Oh gods! It's eating my face so benevolently!"
[small]Come to think of it.. I may be over analyzing things a tad.[/small]
Are we do deny the eating of faces?
The star spawn having started the God wars and driving the Elder Gods from the mainlands?
Secondly, when you are described as a lumbering mountain of grotesque hideousness, it is a bit difficult to get through the door for the party.
Yes, I am sure that it is a very nice octopus/dragon/demon deep down, but until he does a thing or two about hygiene, he isn't coming over for a beer.
(For the record, there is no such thing as 'analyzing too much'.)
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(except for chuck norris.)
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(He analyzes everything the same way: with a roundhouse kick to the face.)
Just to make sure you are aware, the above statements by me were intended to be comedic. Since we apply emotions through text here, on this wonderful scape known as "Teh Interwebz" I have no idea if you knewdietpeachsnapple said:
Secondly: I disagree that there is no such thing as over-analyzing.
I see it all the time in my classes.
In there, when you're exposed to something much more difficult from the get-go, the simpler chores begin to strike up much more thought than they normally would.
Ah, "BUT!" I would reply candidly, "From their perspective, cutting down on content time with insipid inanities is an entirely valid academic strategy, and although you do not subscribe to it, you cannot deny that it seems to serve them to the length and end of their intent. (That being to avoid learning as much as possible and still pass a class.)"xxhazyshadowsxx said:Just to make sure you are aware, the above statements by me were intended to be comedic. Since we apply emotions through text here, on this wonderful scape known as "Teh Interwebz" I have no idea if you knewdietpeachsnapple said:
Secondly: I disagree that there is no such thing as over-analyzing.
I see it all the time in my classes.
In there, when you're exposed to something much more difficult from the get-go, the simpler chores begin to strike up much more thought than they normally would.
Two ways of me interpreting that:dududf said:That's cute.xxhazyshadowsxx said:I would be..
Cthulhu.
A. An insult. Mocking my choice in favor of a better one (Which you will most likely name.)
Or
B. Sarcasm. Knowing that Cthulhu is probably the farthest thing from cute known to mankind.
Which shall it be?
Neitherxxhazyshadowsxx said:Two ways of me interpreting that:dududf said:That's cute.xxhazyshadowsxx said:I would be..
Cthulhu.
A. An insult. Mocking my choice in favor of a better one (Which you will most likely name.)
Or
B. Sarcasm. Knowing that Cthulhu is probably the farthest thing from cute known to mankind.
Which shall it be?
It actually is kinda cute, other then the whole "Oh shit it's the face of the end of the world" factor what with the wings and the whole "I'm the last (I hope) of my species, why won't you love me?" thing.
Don't get me wrong It'd bum fuck the entire planet in under 6.2391 seconds.
And it could only be more awsome if it fired acidic goo from it's tear ducts at near light speeds.
Oh and come on look above the tentacle mouth thing, and into it's eyes. Reminds me of a frog.
Ah, a secret option C then?dududf said:Neitherxxhazyshadowsxx said:Two ways of me interpreting that:dududf said:That's cute.xxhazyshadowsxx said:I would be..
Cthulhu.
A. An insult. Mocking my choice in favor of a better one (Which you will most likely name.)
Or
B. Sarcasm. Knowing that Cthulhu is probably the farthest thing from cute known to mankind.
Which shall it be?
It actually is kinda cute, other then the whole "Oh shit it's the face of the end of the world" factor what with the wings and the whole "I'm the last (I hope) of my species, why won't you love me?" thing.
Don't get me wrong It'd bum fuck the entire planet in under 6.2391 seconds.
And it could only be more awsome if it fired acidic goo from it's tear ducts at near light speeds.
Oh and come on look above the tentacle mouth thing, and into it's eyes. Reminds me of a frog.
Well played... Very well played...
when cornered select the option no one would suspectxxhazyshadowsxx said:Ah, a secret option C then?dududf said:Neitherxxhazyshadowsxx said:Two ways of me interpreting that:dududf said:That's cute.xxhazyshadowsxx said:I would be..
Cthulhu.
A. An insult. Mocking my choice in favor of a better one (Which you will most likely name.)
Or
B. Sarcasm. Knowing that Cthulhu is probably the farthest thing from cute known to mankind.
Which shall it be?
It actually is kinda cute, other then the whole "Oh shit it's the face of the end of the world" factor what with the wings and the whole "I'm the last (I hope) of my species, why won't you love me?" thing.
Don't get me wrong It'd bum fuck the entire planet in under 6.2391 seconds.
And it could only be more awsome if it fired acidic goo from it's tear ducts at near light speeds.
Oh and come on look above the tentacle mouth thing, and into it's eyes. Reminds me of a frog.
Well played... Very well played...
And Cthulu is so adorable you could sell some sort of "Hello Cthulu" dolls, with functioning death stares!
Just think of the profit... the animated series... the romantic novels... The romantic Comedies, and then near the end of it's life " Every body LOVES Cthulu " ahh... good times... good times.
I would be a wizard. No one seems to have said that. I could learn how to do all that stuff. Pretty much like being a super hero, but choosing whatever powers I want at what time. Plus it would give me something to do on my incredibly boring days after school.