Poll: Moonglo, Mycella, Mondseer, Mexicana, Mozzarella, Muenster or Maasdam?

[Majestic Manatee_v1legacy]

My moistest greetings, magnificent mellow men and merry maid of land meandering. Halt your media malfeasance and migrate mildly closer, for many manatee records maintain meagre amounts of your much required minds integral to our modest Machiavellian machine.
May a humble manatee make a meek request of you marvelous mounds to partake in our latest survey? We remain magnanimous to you all.

Question:

Moonglo?
Mycella?
Mondseer?
Mexicana?
Mozzarella?
Muenster?
or
Maasdam?

Spoiler: Visual manual

Moonglo

Mycella

Mondseer

Mexicana

Mozzarella

Muenster

Maasdam

M'lady

Mysteriously mighty hungry all of a sudden.

 

[tippy2k2]

The problem is that it depends on what it is paired with.

For anything Italian, Mozzarella is the correct answer (though if it is unavailable, provolone would due in a pinch). If it is something like Mexican, then...well....Mexican is the correct answer. If it is for cheese and crackers, then Muenster is the correct answer. If it's for a night of stupid but passionate and sweaty love making, then of course Manatee is the way to go.

There's just too many variables!!!

 

[Queen Michael]

Muenster. I like the consistency of it.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

MOOOOO

 

[Majestic Manatee_v1legacy]

MOOOOO

The land manatee.

 

[Bedinsis]

Maasdam. It might be too sweet in taste for some but I like it.

 

[Story]

Honestly haven't tried most of these. So in fairness, I didn't vote.
I'm biased towards Muenster because that's what I eat on a daily basis and Mozz of course but I like the taste of Muenster more.

 

[Souplex]

Mozzarella is the most universally applicable cheese. Others might be better in certain circumstances.

 

[FalloutJack]

Mamma Mia! Look at all the chesses! (I'm afraid I'm not properly introduced to them, though, so Mozzarella it is!)

 

[Tanis]

I prefer a good brie (it tastes like mushroom to me) or Parmesan myself.

 

[Zhukov]

The only one of those I know I've had is Mozzarella, for I am poor and uncultured and on a diet.

I might have had maasdam.

Mycella looks like a drier Gorgonzola, so I'm going to assume it tastes similar and is therefore delicious.

Mexicana looks delicious. I would eat the hell out of that.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

For a moment I thought you wanted us to pick a name for your baby.

 

[Majestic Manatee_v1legacy]

For a moment I thought you wanted us to pick a name for your baby.

M'lady manatee would never accept the fruit of our more successful land nemesis as title for our offspring. Moonglo is an attractive option I must admit.

 

[Recusant]

Wait, let's get one thing straight, here: are we talking proper mozzarella? 'Cause once you've had that, the cow stuff is never the same.

 

[CyanCat47_v1legacy]

For a moment I thought you wanted us to pick a name for your baby.

M'lady manatee would never accept the fruit of our more successful land nemesis as title for our offspring. Moonglo is an attractive option I must admit.

On the topic of your wife, why is she an alternative on a list of edible items. That might be a bit of an unfortunate innuendo there

 

[Majestic Manatee_v1legacy]

For a moment I thought you wanted us to pick a name for your baby.

M'lady manatee would never accept the fruit of our more successful land nemesis as title for our offspring. Moonglo is an attractive option I must admit.

On the topic of your wife, why is she an alternative on a list of edible items. That might be a bit of an unfortunate innuendo there

She would argue that no innuendo is an unfortunate innuendo.

 

[CyanCat47_v1legacy]

For a moment I thought you wanted us to pick a name for your baby.

M'lady manatee would never accept the fruit of our more successful land nemesis as title for our offspring. Moonglo is an attractive option I must admit.

On the topic of your wife, why is she an alternative on a list of edible items. That might be a bit of an unfortunate innuendo there

She would argue that no innuendo is an unfortunate innuendo.

You are one lucky manatee

 

[maninahat]

Don't know most of these Cheeses, but as Mycella is blue, it gets my vote.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Oh man that Mexicana looks sick. Any cheese with chili in it is my default choice.