Personally I think it will be the Beardpocalypse... Beards will become sentient, detach from the faces of those with beards and march! We're doomed I tells ya! DOOMED!
Oh, please. We know that once things go pear shaped, the dolphins will leg it(Ok, maybe fin it) into outer space while thanking us for all the fish.Atmos Duality said:Neo-Fascist takeover by sex-crazed porpoises. We underestimated their numbers. We underestimated their genius, their engineering corpus, their planning.
They know their time has come now that Steve Irwin is no longer here to protect us.
Seriously:
Probably mass-disease or biological warfare.
Strife in the Middle East boils over due to the collapse of the local water table.
yep, something along that.iseko said:Uncle sam:Give us water/oil/food!s0p0g said:blah
Other country: No!
Uncle sam: Fire the nukes!
Other country: Omg you're such a di-*BOOM*
Uncle sam: deploy the troops to get the food/water/oil!
General: eh sir... what about the nuclear fallout contaminating everything? Besides you blew up 3/4 of the food supply.
Uncle sam: Fuck... clearly I did not think this through
I think my avatar is quite appropriate in this situation.