I feels you rednose.
Also, maybe learn to tell a joke.
It's one of those unspoken "secrets" that horror and comedy are closely related. Setup, misdirection, punchline/scare. However, this "joke" has none of those elements. It presents itself as a story, then doesn't go anywhere. It teases us with horror, then goes absurd, then becomes offensive, then it just ends. Academics could have a field day with the number of ways this fails based solely on it's own merit.
Also, maybe learn to tell a joke.
It's one of those unspoken "secrets" that horror and comedy are closely related. Setup, misdirection, punchline/scare. However, this "joke" has none of those elements. It presents itself as a story, then doesn't go anywhere. It teases us with horror, then goes absurd, then becomes offensive, then it just ends. Academics could have a field day with the number of ways this fails based solely on it's own merit.