Poll: My friend... That is cold... (867-5309/Jenny)

[recoverytwo]

Maby she was just trying to see if you got the reference.

Dont think anything of it.

 

[lizards]

no

and im sorry man but that is fucking hilarious

ot:im more of a jennier than a jennee

edit: tell her that im sorry i didnt get around to calling your number but to be honest your just not good enough for me

destroy her world

 

[Srkkl]

"Jenny I got your number, I'm gonna make you mine." hahahahahaha. I've never heard of anyone who has fallen for that joke.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Give the guy a break, I never even heard of this before. Then again, I've never even heard a Tommy Tutone song before, so...

 

[crudus]

nope. I have given someone the 617-861-3962 number. It is less obvious because it wasn't a Tommy Tutone song.

 

[ffxfriek]

Nope. I suggest getting some form of revenge.

I suggest the same. Like maybe a piece of paper with the words your a canis. That was not cool but I have done it before. I gave it to this stalker I had. Story for another thread sorry. Or you can always stalk her/threaten her puppy wish her a nice day and say that was really cute of you.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

no vengeance, go up to her, admit you fell for her ruse and walk off the better man.

How is this being the better man? Admitting something like that would just make him look like a loser. The only effect it would have is she would laugh and make fun of him behind his back even more. The solution is to not talk about it at all, don't draw attention to it. The less you talk about it, the less it looks like you care. Then, you're the bigger man. When you don't care about it at all, don't let it affect you.

 

[Blimey]

At first you was like:

Spoiler

And then you was like:

Spoiler

In all seriousness though, it was pretty cruel. Go for the ****-bunt. Its your only chance.

 

[ffxfriek]

At first you was like:

Spoiler

And then you was like:

Spoiler

In all seriousness though, it was pretty cruel. Go for the ****-bunt. Its your only chance.

That is awesome I nearly wet myself laughing so hard. You couldn't find any better pictures then those I'm sure. Kudos +2 to you ^

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Did ya ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe, that was her way of letting you know she wants to fuck you? That you coulda taken her to the bathroom and banged the crap out of her?
Seriously, don't blame a chick for your own stupidity.

Anyway on topic, no. I never ask for numbers. I do not see the point. Phone calls are awkward so eh. If I wanna bang a chick I am pretty open about it.

Congratulations on being a +size Douchebag.

Such a great song.

No, I don't ask for numbers but when I get them ,they're real. I guess I'm lucky that way.

I had a friend who would always ask for numbers at bars and such. Unfortunately, the fellow had the dual qualities of being physically and mentally bland. He had the charisma of a dead stump, but, bless his soul, he would try!

Once, at a strip joint, he asked for the number of a waitress who had a broken blackberry. He believed her, too!

Even in QC(He didn't speak a lick of french), he made an attempt. Even though the area we were in found english exotic to hear!

Your friend can be commended for his valor. I have no such compulsion within me, for various reasons. Among them, I am an utter failure at selling myself. I have no idea how I would convince another person that they would want to make an investment of time in my company.

*shrug* Alas.

Your friend obviously lacks my inhibitions (which, I would add, is technically a double-negative.)

I really know where you're coming from with this. It's especially nice to have someone else make the first step and that much worse that it was fake. You should confront her about it though. You shouldn't assume anything like it's a certainty, though, until she tells you what's what; So you should ask her. Next time you eat there, ask her if she like Tommy Tutone. Then you'll know if she was really being mean or if that's her (admittedly poor) idea of a joke.

I had,

"Tommy Tutone sends his regards,"

With a smile in mind for a response.

*shrug*

We will see.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Go back and see how she reacts to you. Was it a fun little joke that you can leverage into something else? Or, was it meant to an embarrassing brush off. Just follow your instincts and see how she responds to your presence.

O.T: It perpetually blows my mind apart when pop culture references, that I would take for granted, aren't caught. Maybe the pop culture refernces that I know aren't too pop-y anymore.

/Sadness at the impending redundancy of middle age

Take no grief. From the perspective of someone being the victim of a pop-culture reference, the situation is not much better.

 

[Pegghead]

She sounds like a *****, but would any woman want their partner, their huge, protective, manly burgeon of testosterone to repsond to quaint flirtation with fucking doodles.

 

[Dys]

Nope, though I have a tendancy to ask girls for their phone and then put my number in. Seems kinda harsh since she started the firting. Any chance her phone was just off the hook? I'd probably try it again.

I can assure you... that number did not have a phone to which it would correlate. Further, the likelihood of a girl named Jenny having that phone number, specifically, seems somewhat dim.

Unlucky then, seems like a pretty stupid prank to play tbh. Nort particularly funny or out there.

 

[blank0000]

not really, whats she gonna do? really, it sounds to me like a cute little joke he didn't get "I wouldn't either" I could see her respecting his ability to shake it off.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

She sounds like a *****, but would any woman want their partner, their huge, protective, manly burgeon of testosterone to repsond to quaint flirtation with fucking doodles.

You seem to have a rather asynchronous view of female desire.

There is, of course, that contingent of females who seek out a massive wall of meat that can be protective, 'manly,' burgeoning, and brimming with testosterone (implying aggressiveness, size, and sex drive), who look at quaint doodles, eat the paper, and shit out a fire ball made of diamonds and dead ninjas.

I am not interested in that contingent of females, however, because I think they are dim witted, shallow, and hopefully stayed out of college after doing so well at being a cheerleader in highschool.

 

[Pegghead]

She sounds like a *****, but would any woman want their partner, their huge, protective, manly burgeon of testosterone to repsond to quaint flirtation with fucking doodles.

You seem to have a rather asynchronous view of female desire.

There is, of course, that contingent of females who seek out a massive wall of meat that can be protective, 'manly,' burgeoning, and brimming with testosterone (implying aggressiveness, size, and sex drive), who look at quaint doodles, eat the paper, and shit out a fire ball made of diamonds and dead ninjas.

I am not interested in that contingent of females, however, because I think they are dim witted, shallow, and hopefully stayed out of college after doing so well at being a cheerleader in highschool.

Believe me, I'm as opposed to moronic, macho cheeseheads as the next guy. I was mainly just typing that as a bit of a gag, nice to see such an eloquent and sophisticated response. But despite their tastes, most women have to take into account the fact that the traditional role of men and women in a partnership is to protect each other, nurture each other, pull their weight for each other and most importantly love each other. So to show that you'd be willing to do all that if you were to commit to a relationship and not looking for a one night stand, sketching some cutesie poo doodles on a scrap of paper is probably not the right way to go.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

She sounds like a *****, but would any woman want their partner, their huge, protective, manly burgeon of testosterone to repsond to quaint flirtation with fucking doodles.

You seem to have a rather asynchronous view of female desire.

There is, of course, that contingent of females who seek out a massive wall of meat that can be protective, 'manly,' burgeoning, and brimming with testosterone (implying aggressiveness, size, and sex drive), who look at quaint doodles, eat the paper, and shit out a fire ball made of diamonds and dead ninjas.

I am not interested in that contingent of females, however, because I think they are dim witted, shallow, and hopefully stayed out of college after doing so well at being a cheerleader in highschool.

Believe me, I'm as opposed to moronic, macho cheeseheads as the next guy. I was mainly just typing that as a bit of a gag, nice to see such an eloquent and sophisticated response. But despite their tastes, most women have to take into account the fact that the traditional role of men and women in a partnership is to protect each other, nurture each other, pull their weight for each other and most importantly love each other. So to show that you'd be willing to do all that if you were to commit to a relationship and not looking for a one night stand, sketching some cutesie poo doodles on a scrap of paper is probably not the right way to go.

On the contrary,

that is roughly what I would want to see from someone I thought would nurture another. It is precisely the alternative that disconcerts me; the awkward posturing that people go through to place before each other an appealing, but false, image.

Exchanging drawings, though unique to this situation's dynamics, still represents a level of idiosyncrasy that I find attractive. It denotes personality. It exemplifies candor, gall, gumption, and that hint of the uncouth that comes with bold social quirks.

I would, however, put before you a question. What social script would bypass the flirtatious nature of passing notes/drawings, and lead us into your proposed 'boy meets girl,' scenario?

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Update:

I met the girl again.

She either didn't recognize me, or didn't think to comment.

I left a note as such,

"So, last quarter, you and I swapped drawings. On the second drawing you gave me, you had written on the back, "Jenny 867-5309." At first I was quite flattered until a friend informed me that it was a song by Tommy Tutone. Thanks..."

*salute*