!!WARNING!! The topics presented by this thread may offend, aggravate, make you salivate, or otherwise make you break down in tears.
This is the story of a teenager. His X-Box 360 Elite had recently broken, but his warranty expired. There was no way in hell he was going to pay ninety-nine dollars. He didn't really care either, as he was a PC gamer now, but he thought that it sucked that he would no longer be able to join old friends occasionally in a rousing match of left for dead.
He turned to the internet.
His X-Box could no longer read disks, and only presented the option to open the tray. He had an idea at this point: "What if i can force 3 red lights on this son of a *****?"
He proceeded to work. He had learned that overheating can yield the desired result. He proceeded to remove his X-Box hard drive, and wrap it in towels amidst his living room. He turned it on...
Time passed, and he checked. He realized the X-Box was off. He turned it on again...
It turned off some time later. He must have realized that this must be some sort of fail safe mechanism, and schemed some more. He thought to himself: "Hairdryer!"
He took from his bathroom a hairdryer, and fed the end into the towels. He flipped the switch and left it on.
Time passed... He checked, and to his surprise, TWO RED RINGS!
He left it to continue, being sure it would not be much longer... And then he started to smell something. He wasn't as stupid as this topic makes him seem, so he quickly turned around and turned off the blow dryer. At this point, he was sure the console would finish the job itself.
So he waited... And he checked again. It was still donning two lights. He had decided to turn it off for now, and wait until later for the hair dryer to cool. He stood his x-box up, and saw...
this.
!!WARNING!! THESE IMAGES ARE NOT FOR THOSE WITH WEAK CONSTITUTIONS, HEARTS, OR BLADDER CONTROL!
Now of all of you, i ask one thing...
TO WORSHIP ME AS THOUGH I WERE A GOD!!
I'm honestly chuckling about this ^^ Yes, this is my X-Box.
EDIT:
LETS MAKE THIS TOPIC A TRIBUTE! A GRAVEYARD!
If you have pics, or a video, post your dead console here ^^
This is the story of a teenager. His X-Box 360 Elite had recently broken, but his warranty expired. There was no way in hell he was going to pay ninety-nine dollars. He didn't really care either, as he was a PC gamer now, but he thought that it sucked that he would no longer be able to join old friends occasionally in a rousing match of left for dead.
He turned to the internet.
His X-Box could no longer read disks, and only presented the option to open the tray. He had an idea at this point: "What if i can force 3 red lights on this son of a *****?"
He proceeded to work. He had learned that overheating can yield the desired result. He proceeded to remove his X-Box hard drive, and wrap it in towels amidst his living room. He turned it on...
Time passed, and he checked. He realized the X-Box was off. He turned it on again...
It turned off some time later. He must have realized that this must be some sort of fail safe mechanism, and schemed some more. He thought to himself: "Hairdryer!"
He took from his bathroom a hairdryer, and fed the end into the towels. He flipped the switch and left it on.
Time passed... He checked, and to his surprise, TWO RED RINGS!
He left it to continue, being sure it would not be much longer... And then he started to smell something. He wasn't as stupid as this topic makes him seem, so he quickly turned around and turned off the blow dryer. At this point, he was sure the console would finish the job itself.
So he waited... And he checked again. It was still donning two lights. He had decided to turn it off for now, and wait until later for the hair dryer to cool. He stood his x-box up, and saw...
this.
!!WARNING!! THESE IMAGES ARE NOT FOR THOSE WITH WEAK CONSTITUTIONS, HEARTS, OR BLADDER CONTROL!
Now of all of you, i ask one thing...
TO WORSHIP ME AS THOUGH I WERE A GOD!!
I'm honestly chuckling about this ^^ Yes, this is my X-Box.
EDIT:
LETS MAKE THIS TOPIC A TRIBUTE! A GRAVEYARD!
If you have pics, or a video, post your dead console here ^^
