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The_Lost_King

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A vast number of games exists in the WH40K world, like Dragon Age for example.
I don't quite understand how this works, course I don't know much about Warhammer but still.

This is so much fun lets keep on going with these explanations. When you fast travel in skyrim you are actually opening a rift through space and time so you can get to any place you have been it's only because your character understands how time works that time passes when he does it.
Actually there are lore reasons as to why you can do that. The Elder Scrolls takes place inside of a God's dreams. Due to this if you are able to see the universe in a certain perspective you can actually contorll it and do anything you want(ie. modding, save and reload, storing inventory in god knows where, console cammands, and so on).
 

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Fallout is the prequel to Elder Scrolls, ...

Tamriel is actually Europe, ...
What about Tamriel's two moons, both of which are larger in the sky than Earth's moon?
 

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Chris Mank said:
Rayce Archer said:
Fallout is the prequel to Elder Scrolls, ...

Tamriel is actually Europe, ...
What about Tamriel's two moons, both of which are larger in the sky than Earth's moon?
Moon base on one of the moons so it was blown up by nukes and since there was so much destruction from the nukes on earth that enough land mass was blown into space to create a second moon. Plus from there being so much time between the games it could be that asteroids had gotten caught in earths gravity to trap enough mass to collect mass on the other moons. Even in Morrowind you have a small moon that began to crash into vivec but Lord Vivec stopped it with his power.

captcha: learn from mistakes

I think captcha is trying to join in but it has to be more specific.
 

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Q: Why does music erupt whenever Sephiroth is around?
A: Because he has his own private orchestra on payroll that follows him around.

Q: Why can't storm troopers hit anything?
A: Because, unlike the U.S. military, the Empire is an equal opportunity hirer you bigot. Do you look at a poor blind bothan and tell him he can never live his dream of serving his fascist dictatorship? No, you give that man a rifle, eye sight be damned.

Q: Why do enemies politely wait for you to make a move in turn based RPG'S?
A: Because everyone is still operating on British colonial military etiquette. It would be ungentlemanly of them to attack you before your turn is over, even if you've been sitting there for five hours with a blank look on your face.
 
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Characters in Dragon Age sweat blood. As does their clothing and armor. Hmm... that may be stretching plausibility a little.

Okay, how about this? Everyone just has astronomically high blood pressure. This would also explain the need to settle everything with violence, their lives are likely to end at any given moment due to a rogue heart attack or stroke
 

Evonisia

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It's my personal headcanon that the Prophet of Truth only caused the Civil War in Halo 2 because he liked to fap to Brutes, but then he'd see the lizard-like Elite Honour Guards and get turned off. We never see Regret or Mercy give their opinions on the whole racial politics thing because Truth is going through a phase right now and you best not cross him or else get the death squadrons on you.

It's also my firm belief that nobody sleeps in Dead Rising, and your support character keeps robbing all the Sunny D and what not so they can stay up to watch the cameras for your fat arse.
 

lacktheknack

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Fish is losing to no food. I haaaate you aaaallllll.

It's my firm belief that Beyond Atlantis is the way it is because it's actually a drug trip of a young dude in Tibet. None of the rest of it actually happened.
 

remnant_phoenix

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Modern Warfare 2 and Modern Warfare 3 completely take place in Soap's mind.

At the end of MW1, Soap, having just killed the big bad (forgot his name), is barely conscious and severely injured. Captain Price is injured worse.

As Soap and Price are being airlifted away by Nikolai, Soap passes out and all of MW2 and 3 take place in his mind as a coma-fever-dream.

That's only way to explain how ridiculous and absurd the Modern Warfare story became after the first. Also, I love MW1 and HATE MW2, so the idea that everything after MW1 "was all a dream" makes me happy.
 

remnant_phoenix

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The inventory screen in Zelda games (and many RPGs for that matter) is actually a pocket dimension. When Link gets a new item, he forges a magical-psychic connection to it that allows him to summon it from and dismiss it to the pocket dimension at will.

This is most obviously apparent in Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask. Equip/Unequip the Megaton Hammer, Great Fairy's Sword, or any large item and tell me that's not EXACTLY what's happening. He literally pulls it out of nowhere and makes it disappear like a crazy stage-magician.

This, of course, does not apply to swords, shields, or strength enhancing bracelets/gauntlets, as those are clearly visible on his person. Although, notice that in OOT the Biggoron's Sword blade is longer than the sheath on Link's back; also, it does seem to "summon" itself in and out of the sheath, rather than the awkward unsheathing/sheathing that he would have to do with a sword that long; this also applies to the gilded sword in MM. So, the swords, particularly the larger swords, must have some measure of this property, and the sheath in OOT must have some "bag-of-holding" type property about it to hold the Biggoron's Sword.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

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Cody from Street Fighter is the strongest canon fighter in the series.
Why? Because no matter what he's fighting, he's always in those damn handcuffs.
Oni (AKA Super Sayian Akuma) actually calls him out on his in his win quote and tells him he would be so much stronger without using them.

So basically, the guy throws rocks at people is the best fighter.

 

DrOswald

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Here is a stupid involved one I came up with a while ago that borders on fan fiction:

The Samus in Other M is not the real Samus, but a clone created to be an obedient super soldier to the GF.

We know from Fusion that the GF is willing to go to great and questionable lengths to create powerful weapons, from Metroid breeding programs to attempting to capture a SA-X alive. We also know they are capable of cloning an entire organism from only cell samples and they are able to download the consciousness of an individual.

So this is how it went down. Shortly after Super Metroid, Samus goes in to a GF medical facility for a post mission checkup. Somehow the GF finds a way to copy her consciousness at that time. It would not be hard, she likely would be looking for a place to rest and let down her guard after such a grueling experience, and at this time she still very much trusts the GF. A cell sample from which to grow the clone was also collected at this time.

But they didn't just want another Samus. They wanted a better Samus, one without the rebellious nature and streak of independence that led to Samus leaving the military and becoming a bounty hunter. They wanted a Samus they could control, so they messed with the personality, building in a fail safe were this Samus will unconsciously and unquestionably obey orders given by GF officers and an obsession with pleasing them.

But the process of re uploading the consciousness into a new body failed in a subtle way - the experiences were transferred, but the essential essence did not. As a result, clone Samus knows everything that the old Samus knew but the infant mind has no contextual space in which to place the memories. The information is present, but the maturity to deal with it was lost.

This explains the out of character behavior of Other M Samus - She bows to authority without question (and is even, in her own words, exhilarated to do so,) she desperately wants to please Adam, her personality seems extremely flat, and she is completely obsessed with the last major experience Samus had before the consciousness copy was made. It also perfectly explains the more bizarre things Samus does in Other M, such as the break down when she sees Ridley.

For the real Samus this would be the 7th time or so she has confronted the beast, it really should not have been a problem. But for clone Samus, her infant mind is dealing with coming face to face with the monster that murdered her parents for the first time AND she has to deal with all the horrible memories of pain and fear from every confrontation Samus has ever had with the pirate. And all of these memories rush to the forefront of her mind all at once without any warning. No wonder she broke down.

This also reconciles the reprehensible way Adam treats Samus in Other M with her adoration of him in Fusion. Adam, for his part, hates the idea of cloning Samus, seeing it as a gross violation of the rights of someone he holds dear. But the GF is at war with an enemy that seems intent on the total subjugation or annihilation of the human species, a war they seem to be losing. And Samus alone has managed to turn the tide of the war in one small area of the galaxy. Adam is willing to do this horrible thing for the greater good. He is willing to sacrifice his personal morality if it means the survival of his people. But when it comes time to field test their creation aboard the bottle ship he is barely able to contain his disgust and guilt over his part in creating that thing before him that thinks it is Samus.

These two things also explain the varia suit incident. Due to his distrust of the clone, Adam had given orders that Samus was not to use any of her power suit equipment without his express permission. The conditioning of clone Samus made her take those orders at face value. Adam told her to go to a super heated area of the ship, so she went there. But Adam didn't tell her to use the Varia suit, so that option was subconsciously eliminated before her conscious mind even considered it. Adam, who was only monitoring the situation via audio, took some time to realize what was happening and to finally give the express order to use the Varia suit.

Finally, this explains why the game opens with Samus being revived from some sort of unconsciousness in a medical facility. At the end of Super Metroid Samus was not injured in any way. Nothing more than a physical should have been required. There is no reason she should be unconscious in an examination/quarantine room at that time, and it makes no sense at all that Samus was so disoriented and confused about where she was and the timeline of the immediate past. But it does makes sense if those were actually the first conscious moments of the Samus clone.

Also, why did she give a mission report of the events of Super Metroid? She was not on a GF sanctioned mission during Super Metroid, she had no mission to report on. And if she was giving the report as a matter of courtesy it should have included a long drawn out recounting of the events leading up to her attack on Zebes in Super Metroid. How could a single sentence be sufficient? The reason is that the council already knows what happened in Super Metroid. They got that from the real Samus. What is actually going on here is clone Samus acting out her personality programming. After a mission is completed she is compelled to give a report, and because of the timing of the cloning she believes the report has not yet been made.

Incidentally, the power suit clone Samus uses was obtained by a GF science team, but they have had little success adapting it for human use. Samus, with her Chozo DNA, is the only human that can effectively use the weapon. This is why the power suit is subtly different from previous iterations. For example, this power suit has all the main functionality of a power suit but few of the modular upgrades the actual Samus has collected. It also has some subtle aesthetic differences. This is why they need Samus clones so badly, only Samus can effectively use scavenged Chozo tech.
 

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@DrOswald: Awesome that really fits well with the universe I think, very good read too.

Every time an elderscrolls games crashes its the god waking up from his dream (see the thirty odd lessons of vivec). Which is why when you're character just freezes and you have to reload the last memory of the sleeping god's dream.
 

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DrOswald said:
In the original Star Fox arwing pilots are depicted with mechanical legs. Their legs were intentionally amputated and replaced with mechanical limbs. This is to prevent blood rushing to the legs during high G maneuvers, which causes black outs in real world pilots.
The Arwings have a mechanism to cope with that called a G-diffuser. It causes the experience of piloting to be far less strenuous than blasting through deep space at hypersonic speeds and dodging and spinning all over should be. That's actually canon. In Star Fox 64 "G-diffuser failure" is often the reason your allies bail on you during boss fights if they take too much damage.

I figured the legs were part of some sort of transhuman (transanimal?) accelerated evolution. Fox and company have hands, and can speak, but they are still born with digitigrade legs. However, in an industrialized society with cars, spaceships, sidewalk travel, etc, plantigrade legs are more efficient and so members of their society have their legs replaced with more humanoid mechanical limbs.

Out in the boonies of Corneria, there are probably hillbilly farmer rabbits still hopping around the fields on all fours, and foxes running everywhere all low to the ground.
 

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DrOswald said:
Damn. Now I want a Metroid game where the horrible alien planet is Earth, and the bosses are increasingly faithful but totally evil clones of Samus with more and more upgraded armor.

At the end it turns out that the whole thing was orchestrated by a fully electronic copy of Mother Brain that infiltrated GF command and wants a perfect clone of Samus so it can have a human body and lead the pirates hands on.
 

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remnant_phoenix said:
Modern Warfare 2 and Modern Warfare 3 completely take place in Soap's mind.

At the end of MW1, Soap, having just killed the big bad (forgot his name), is barely conscious and severely injured. Captain Price is injured worse.

As Soap and Price are being airlifted away by Nikolai, Soap passes out and all of MW2 and 3 take place in his mind as a coma-fever-dream.

That's only way to explain how ridiculous and absurd the Modern Warfare story became after the first. Also, I love MW1 and HATE MW2, so the idea that everything after MW1 "was all a dream" makes me happy.
I now have a new head-canon for that series. Brilliant!

OT: All games that involve the actual universe are prequels to Warhammer 40,000 and Warhammer Fantasy takes place on a planet in the W40K universe.

EVE Online is a prequel to Homeworld. The Progenitors are really just humans, the Bentusi are the final expression of capsuleers, and the BEAST is a Sleeper bio-mechanical weapon.
 

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It's not quite needless explanation but while we're talking fan theories, my sister has a very detailed breakdown of how Silent Hill takes place in the same universe as Persona specifically and SMT by larger extension. I'm not as familiar with the Persona side of things (yet), but what I understand so far is very convincing.

The pre-reboot Tomb Raider entries are all what Lara used to fantasize about her career. Confidently adventuring across the globe, discovering all manner of incredible things, fighting dinosaurs, solving inexplicably still functioning ancient puzzles and generally being effortless badass. Then, to paraphrase Frodo, her own adventure turned out to be quite different.
 

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Ironman126 said:
remnant_phoenix said:
Modern Warfare 2 and Modern Warfare 3 completely take place in Soap's mind.

At the end of MW1, Soap, having just killed the big bad (forgot his name), is barely conscious and severely injured. Captain Price is injured worse.

As Soap and Price are being airlifted away by Nikolai, Soap passes out and all of MW2 and 3 take place in his mind as a coma-fever-dream.

That's only way to explain how ridiculous and absurd the Modern Warfare story became after the first. Also, I love MW1 and HATE MW2, so the idea that everything after MW1 "was all a dream" makes me happy.
I now have a new head-canon for that series. Brilliant!
As soon as this idea popped into my head, I found I was able to make nice with MW2/3. It just makes me feel good to think about the games this way.

Also--this is the main reason I replied--I have to say that I love your avatar.
 

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Leon S. Kennedy was granted a wish by a grateful genie for carrying around an ancient valve the entirety of Resident Evil 2, which had been the genie's home, allowing him to relocate to a new neighborhood inside a different part of Umbrella Underground Facility #10837456. Having been placed at a serious disadvantage by the surprisingly spacious valve taking up so much of his inventory, Leon wished for a magical portal that could carry inhuman amounts of equipment. This is why his attache case in Resident Evil 4 can carry several pistols, shotguns, SMGs, rifles, an RPG and several thousand rounds of ammunition, plus numerous grenades and enough medicinal herbs to satisfy any stoner all at the same time.

The genie also felt bad for the troubles Claire Redfield went through in the second game, which is he granted a limited version of the magical inventory portal to her brother in Madeupzania, Africa.
 

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Did you notice that a few generations ago (gaming/console generations, that is), male and female CRPG characters had different starting stats? Men had more STR and CON while females had more WIS and CHR. However nowadays they are all the same in every aspect. Why?

Well, because most adventurers die young, without leaving offsprings. Early on only the strongest men and the cleverest/prettiest women became adventurers, but they all died adventuring without passing those traits on. Because of that, the next generation of men became a bit less tough and the next generation of women became a bit less clever. After a number of generations, we have the current situation where every one of them is just kind of average because all the outstanding individuals have died out of the gene pool!

But I can hear you ask "Wait! What about the protagonists and co. of these games? They survived!"

Well, yes, but just think about it: Due to their adventures in saving the world and whatnot they became filthy rich, decked out in epic magical artifacts and incredibly famous and influential. Because of that their kids would obviously not become adventurers themselves, but instead they go into politics and finance where they can utilize the benefits they gained from their parents.

At the end of the day, the average adventurer simply becomes even averager (is that even a word...? it should be.)
 

DrOswald

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God said:
@DrOswald: Awesome that really fits well with the universe I think, very good read too.

Every time an elderscrolls games crashes its the god waking up from his dream (see the thirty odd lessons of vivec). Which is why when you're character just freezes and you have to reload the last memory of the sleeping god's dream.
Well thanks! Glad other people enjoyed it.