Poll: Nicki Minaj is a prophet from the future.

[Evil Smurf]

@DioWallachia: "The crash will happen when the console super powers battle to the end" - Plato

 

[bobmus]

This explains everything.

No wonder she had to create her own dictionary to be understood, she speaks a future language!
And no wonder she looks like she comes from a completely different time/ planet - she does!!
And no wonder she sings and raps what no-one sane would ever want to listen to - she comes from a time of very different musical tastes.

... I don't want to live in the future...

 

[razer17]

I know I should feel bad, but I kinda like that song and Superbass. I want to hate them, I just can't, they're too catchy. I know they are terrible songs, but they're my guilty pleasures. This analysis made me chuckle though.

 

[colourcodedchaos]

or the followup to MK Ultra.

You leave Muse out of this.

 

[bluepotatosack]

So, why do people hate Nicki Minaj? Was she caught beating orphans with a sack full of puppies or something?

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

So, why do people hate Nicki Minaj? Was she caught beating orphans with a sack full of puppies or something?

No, that would be a lesser crime compared to what she's done.

She's raped my eyes and vomited in my ears, repeatedly. I take that personal.

 

[Stainlesssteele4]

If she's from the future, and thats what they wear in the future, then I don't want to be part of the future...
I want me some 90's Anime future.
Also, I don't like that music. The generic beat is tolerable, but the lyrics are just terrible, and the music videos only stand to confuse me.

Captcha: describe this brand with any word(s)
My answer: Puddin' Pop
Pointless?:
No [ ]
Yes [X]

 

[Ryotknife]

never heard of nicki manij

(watches vid)

i dont....

but she said...

and then...

but that doesnt.....

.....what? where am i? what is going on? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

 

[Darren716]

I don't think she's a profit I think she's an alien have you looked at her I mean ugh. Also apantly the extra terrestrials aren't intellegent if her average song can be used as a barometer for their IQ.

 

[Loop Stricken]

I don't hate Nicki Minaj..

THERE...I SAID IT

I second this motion.
Largely because I have no idea who it is. I only know enough to confuse the name with Mirai Nikki.

 

[Maeta]

Nicki Minaj isn't the worst. Last summer, we were treated to the instant classics Swagger Jagger by Cher Lloyd and that abomination from Nicola Roberts... Nicki Minaj has at least been on some of those Kanye West tracks like Monster (seriously good album out of the blue, usually not my scene at all...).
Shamefully, I have a bit of a crush on Nicki...

 

[Evil Smurf]

Some of you don't get it. Do you like star treck? Any star treck spin offs? They are set in the future! This song ensures that the realities of Star Treck will not happen if you don't listen to the song!

 

[Andy Shandy]

You should all feel bad.


Quite clearly, she is a lyrical genius.

 

[bluepotatosack]

Her lyrics are pretty good, but no one can beat The Exploited for profundity.

 

[Evil Smurf]

@bluepotatosack: That must have taken ages to write!