Poll: Nicknames

[Kae]

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[Purple Shrimp]

it's my surname

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yes, its Squiz and I hate it. It sounds like a sexual disease and is generally not appealing.

Although it sort of evolved into that after it was pointed out I used to look like a squirrel. So yeah.

You can be Disby

Better?

I like it. It sounds like I'm one half of a crime solving duo.

Disby and Wheels. I'd watch that show. Would you like to be Wheels?

Doesn't make sense... But who cares!?

Wheels it is, Disby

The best things in life don't make sense Wheels. You will realise that one day when you finally break free of your handicap and escape your wheel chair. Until then, we have a mystery to solve.

But Disby, you promised your son to come to his karate-training! Are you sure that you want to hunt the killer right now?

We can do both Wheels, for you see, my son is the killer!
dun dun duuunnn

Impossible! He had an alibi! He was with your daughter playing a violent videogame!

Wait.. don't tell me... He used mind-control to use an innocent hobo through the videogame to kill the victim!?

Not quite. He somehow reversed the polarity of the neutron flow inside the TV which caused hypnotic waves to radiate from it incapacitating her into a drooling, vegetative state!

He then left a cardboard cut out of himself, to fool others, and used his Karate Training to Falcon Punch a man in the face who then died!

His sister had no idea and, unbeknownst to her, lied to protect him! So you see, my son really did cause 9/11 kill that guy! Unless he was framed.. do you have any other evidence Wheels?

No, I didn't... or.... Wait! There was chloroform found under your sons bed... But he used the videogame on his sister... Which means that after he went out to kill the man, he was knocked unconscious... IT WAS YOUR WIFE!

But.. I.. That's impossible Wheels, for you see, my wife is dead. Unless.. Oh my god. She's being blackmailed! Yes it all makes sense now. She was blackmailed, and it was SHE who Falcon Punched that guy. Wheels, grab your action shoes we have to go see Old Man Jenkins.

To the Whelsby-mobile!

 

[Aerodyamic]

Tiny was given to me at secondary school (I've no idea why I'm 6'2") And it's stuck.
Though I've recently started to get called "The Beard" as well XD

It's the same reason people call me 'Curly' rather than 'Cue-ball'; it's an amusingly ironic statement.

 

[Eagle Est1986]

I mostly get called Eagle but as it's my surname, I don't know if it counts as a nickname.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Well my nickname (being my escapist name) comes from my own idea of who i am. I'm not an innocent angel, but im not a devil in disguise either. So i decided that Demon should be half evil and half angel. Kitten, is what my boyfriend calls my playful side, and because i can cry like a kitten... not to mention hiss, bite and scratch.