Poll: No to the Ponies! Revolution! Resist!

[Kiltguy]

Join the revolution.
Today!
Do not submit.
Fight!
Do not engage.
Ignore!

Fellow Escapists. I implore you, do not let this, plague, consume your soul!
Only you can win the battle.
Only your will to totally ignore, "the threat", is imperative to stop that, which has engulfed so many, many innocent life.
That is why I created this thread.

Just. Say. No!

The Friendship, is a Lie!
There is no magic, only Lies!

Do not be Fooled.
Do not be Trolled.

Remember: Ignore! Resist!​

[footnote]Please note, that the above speech, is not flame-bait. The author is only in it for the lulz. And If you can spot the hidden message, good for you. ;P[/footnote]

Edit: Spell checked.

 

[Dango]

It's not a particularly hard hidden message to find, and you spelled "thread" wrong.

OT: I don't watch it, and I don't care if you watch it or not. Why should it matter?

 

[Kiltguy]

Damn. That was fast. Kudos. And thanks for the spell check.

 

[DefunctTheory]

You know, I used to hate ponies.

OP has changed my mind.

 

[Goofguy]

What are ponnies?

 

[Kiltguy]

You know, I used to hate ponies.

OP has changed my mind.

LOL.

MOAR like it

 

[Sarahcidal]

You know, I used to hate ponies.

OP has changed my mind.

hahaha amazing.
this just converted me.

 

[Kiltguy]

What are ponnies?

Thanks. Another spell-cheek.

 

[Vanbael]

Join us, or else!

 

[Easton Dark]

What are ponnies?

Thanks. Another spell-cheek.

Irony...

OT:

I am the Messenger God of Dragon kind. Converts to the Church of Kindness will be whisked away to Equestria on the morrow.

Join the church now!

 

[Feralcentaur]

You know, I used to hate ponies.

OP has changed my mind.

... Are you just saying that because he "hidden message" tells you to lie, only lie? Or is this the most unusual bronification ever? You confuse me.

And on topic, in a silly non-serious tone, The neigh-sayers will be crushed under Celestia's might, Imperial hoof!
"All hail the princess, oh mighty Celestia"
"With Glitter and magic, and friendship for alll!"
"With her as our leader, with faith in the people"
"The nation of Equestria remains forever strong!"
"Celestiaaa save our Pony moootherland"
"Buuuuiiillllt by the people's miiiigghhtyy hooves"

etc.

I am a heterosexual male with self respect and do not want to give up one of those things.

...And?...I enjoy watching My little Pony,
and last time I checked I do still have the organs which exclusively belong to the Male sex and still have the capability of being aroused by an attractive female of my species...

(not to heavy handed was it?)

Compared to my post, that was a Lemur slap-fight fueled by Vegan Salads.
Also, you traitorous whelp! You follow a being which controls what is little more than a white rock whilst our Supreme Lady Celestia controls the power of the burning Sun! Night is dark, darkness is the absence of light, you worship that which lacks, that which lacks power! Ability! Strength! Your Princess will fall from the her very own nature being weakness!

 

[KeyMaster45]

*snip*

You. You are not helping with the snowballing mass of pony threads.

If you want them to stop then you and everyone else who doesn't care for the show need to stop making threads talking about how sick you are of pony threads.

No one is trying to convert your or force you to like the show, but when asked to justify why fans enjoy the show, or creating a thread about how much you can't stand the pony threads you only attract exactly what you despise.

Most sane and competent people know to simply stay away from thread types they dislike and they most certainly have the common sense to not add to the problem of forum cluttering repeat threads by making more threads that are about stopping the other threads.

TL;DR: Stop. Just stop now, you're not going to accomplish anything nor are you going to be considered some kind of internet hero. The only thing you're going to do is perpetuate a problem that you and other people desire to stop.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Hidden message isn't very hidden

In the spirit:
I WILL DEFEND MY FELLOW BRONIES AND FILLIES TILL THE END! You will join us in the end! No one can resist the magic of Friendship! For Equestria!

 

[Dogstile]

Eh, I don't even get the appeal of it. I mean yeah sure, its a well written tv show.

But like, not better than dexters lab. Which was awesome, by the way

 

[Kiltguy]

So to tell people to ignore something you make a thread about that very thing defeating your own goal?
Anyway, I can not watch MLP. I am a heterosexual male with self respect and do not want to give up one of those things.

Why yes. It's also a way of making me laugh. hard.

 

[DefunctTheory]

So to tell people to ignore something you make a thread about that very thing defeating your own goal?
Anyway, I can not watch MLP. I am a heterosexual male with self respect and do not want to give up one of those things.

You can't resist forever. It's inevitable, you know.

 

[UnmotivatedSlacker]

So to tell people to ignore something you make a thread about that very thing defeating your own goal?
Anyway, I can not watch MLP. I am a heterosexual male with self respect and do not want to give up one of those things.

Meh, I watch it and I'm a heterosexual male with self respect.

OT: Join the pony side, we have cupcakes. Sweet, delicious cupcakes.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

So to tell people to ignore something you make a thread about that very thing defeating your own goal?
Anyway, I can not watch MLP. I am a heterosexual male with self respect and do not want to give up one of those things.

Too bad your heterosexuality and self-respect rely so heavily upon not watching a cartoon. You should probably find a more sturdier foundation.