So I was asked to write a sonnet for English class. Not feeling inspiration to write something ordinary, I instead chose to write something... extraordinary.
(/pretentiousness)
Anyways, I had fun writing it, and I wanted to see if others would have fun reading it. So, reprinted here for your reading pleasure, is my Ode to a Small Green Mass the Captain Threw at Me upon Its Finding Beneath the Decks.
(/pretentiousness)
Anyways, I had fun writing it, and I wanted to see if others would have fun reading it. So, reprinted here for your reading pleasure, is my Ode to a Small Green Mass the Captain Threw at Me upon Its Finding Beneath the Decks.
O, yonder green mass that struck me oblique,
Your small size belies personality
That enchants me, like a delightful creek
That beyond large violet mountains I see.
You are to me my muse, my maiden est
A small projectile which my captain scorn
Enough to throw upon my surprised chest,
But lo and behold, my love was then born.
Alike a green aardvark, she look.
You mass, you squeal like an annoyed badger.
My shipmates were afear'd when you I took,
But you are just too precious to inter.
And when you go to your contented bed,
The button captain's press'd, and now you're dead.
Your small size belies personality
That enchants me, like a delightful creek
That beyond large violet mountains I see.
You are to me my muse, my maiden est
A small projectile which my captain scorn
Enough to throw upon my surprised chest,
But lo and behold, my love was then born.
Alike a green aardvark, she look.
You mass, you squeal like an annoyed badger.
My shipmates were afear'd when you I took,
But you are just too precious to inter.
And when you go to your contented bed,
The button captain's press'd, and now you're dead.
