Poll: Oh No! You've Been Bitten by a Zombie!

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GraveeKing

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Cover the wound, find a group of survivors I don't like too much - take a hell a lot of painkillers and when I feel the infection coming on take some sleeping pills so I turn in my sleep - right in the middle of the camp of survivors!
You know - If I'm gonna die and go to hell - I may as well help a few more to join me!
 

Grimh

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Well I don't know about you guys, but I would burst into song. Singing about how my friends should stop being judgemental assholes and stop shunning me because all I wanted to do was eat their brains. I mean I'm not gonna eat their eyes or anything, I'm not an unreasonable guy.
 

w9496

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I would make every attempt to saw the arm off and bandage it.

The infection can't spread if it's cut off, right?
 

interspark

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alrekr said:
Random fact: Bites are a very ineffective method of spreading disease. So if its only the one bit you still have good odds on not being infected.
that is true for all existing viruses, all zombie viruses however, have been known to be transferred at the slightest break of the skin, usually only if said skin is broken by teeth though
 

interspark

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YourMom said:
Well it depends, is this a real zombie or just some one with a disease.
If Its the latter I'll just kill myself, if its the former I'll bandage up the wound kill the zombie that bit me and be on my not so merry way.
ermm, i think you may be a bit muddled up there... you do know latter means the last one right?
 

interspark

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thehorror2 said:
Now that I don't need to worry about getting infected, I can safely wade into the zombie horde and start murdering them with all the guns and melee weapons I can carry.
they can still tear you apart and feast on your gooey bits you know?
 

idodo35

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well ill go with other meaning finale zombie killing montage to save my friends with a finale of exploding a bridge with me on it so the zombies cant get my friends or crowling away in the midle of the night to die cause i dont want people to grief... kind of like what dale from the walking dead did after being beaten (hapened around issue 63 as i recall in the fear the hunters story arc aka TP 11)
 

TyranidXX

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If I'm infected, I'm sending my group away before drawing as many zombies as possible towards me. then, if I run out of ammo or feel death encroaching on me... I'm dropping a building on my ass.
 

Aleate

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Mines would have to be other... Grab a fire axe and any guns I can find, find a group of them then yell "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!!!" And kill as many of them as I can. I mean what are they gonna do? Bite me?

And I guess if I was together with some type of group of people, I would do it while they tried to escape. Some type of distraction is good, right?
 

Rooster893

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Brain, meet loaded pistol.

My family would understand.

It's not worth being a mindless killer.
 

THE_NAMSU

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Redlin5 said:
I'm going to jump from the tallest building available. WEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ninja'd!
Sort of, I'd do some awesome stunt sort of thing like jumping off of a building
 

Malrock

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Chop/blow the infected limb off. If it is not a limb then bleed the bite as much as possible and if I start to turn, kill myself.
 

Circusfreak

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i read the Zombie survival guide. if i get bitten i kill myself (after doing something insane since i dont have to care anymore about anything.)
 

crop52

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Run away, as far as I can. I don't want to hurt anyone I care about, but I want to stay alive and human for as long as I can.
 

rutger5000

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With no need to fear for my live enemy more I calmly kill said zombie. Then I'll kneel down, scar my face and kiss the ground as a parting ceremony from live. Armed with whatever weapon I can find I'll find a horde of zombies and fight until they are all completly dead, I hope I can kill myself before I turn.