Poll: Oh you are SO screwed

[GeneralAlvarez]

The sound of bullets against metal floods your ears as the thundering footsteps slowly get closer and closer. You're surrounded and beneath all the chaos you can hear the faint sound of orders being barked by some fat guy in a fancy high tech armor. You can't really tell because, again, your hiding behind cover and if your head pops out so much as a centimeter you'll be shaking hands with Lucifer and having a good old cup of joe with God. As you're thinking a bullet wizzes over your head and disintegrates that cowlick you've been trying to get rid of for weeks. "That's one way to do it" you say to yourself, weighing your options. Back up isn't coming and there are enough troops out there to be a whole army, maybe even an army and a half. Your team is dead and back up isn't coming, you've finished the mission and your commanding officers don't think your single speck of a life is worth more than that of a thousands of their other more important soldiers. It's just you, the army and a half, and whatever you have left in your arsenal. What do you do?

[Edit]
Please pardon option number 5, he's being a dick and insist on being cut off near the end.
If it appears incomplete than it is supposed to read
"There are enough explosives to take them all out with me"

 

[GeneralAlvarez]

Sorry about that, I tried fixing it but it just won't work!

 

[Leg End]

[HEADING=2]"There's only two ways this can end... and in both of them,[HEADING=1]You Die."[/HEADING][/HEADING]

EDIT:That, or Big Boss Stealth. I don't know, depends.

 

[GeneralAlvarez]

Could use an 'other' option

The OTHER option is completely unnecesary, because if you want to CHOOSE other you can just write something down and post it.

 

[everfreeDragon]

I'll take the Garrus approach. Playing dead seems to be a bad choice, chances are if they want you dead that badly they'll want to make sure you're really dead.

 

[pyrosaw]

Some random "Deus ex Machina" would be good.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

if it was in real life? you bet your ass im going to sneak out

in a video game? pulling a garrus all the way, your going to have to rush like fucking infected in 28 weeks later to get to me, assholes.

 

[Wilko316]

If I'm going down I'm taking those fuckers with me.
Duke Nukem style for me.

 

[spartan1077]

Snip

If they're going to kill me, or if I'm going to win, I will fight to the end. It's the only honorable situation. So I'm going to try and get into a defendable position and wait. Then kill as many as I can before I'm dead.

 

[Jark212]

Sense I've already completed my objective I'd bug out, better a live coward then a dead hero. Then I'd fake my own death and move away to a distant land far from any wars, start a family, then win at life...

 

[Phoenix09215]

Well if we're talking Big Boss stealth, then I'm going to go with that option. On only my second ever playthrough on MGS 3 I got through it without getting seen. And without killing anyone... This shouldn't be to difficult >:3

 

[GeneralAlvarez]

Sense I've already completed my objective I'd bug out, better a live coward then a dead hero. Then I'd fake my own death and move away to a distant land far from any wars, start a family, then win at life...

Bad choice, my friend. They'll find you, Kill your family and you'll have to start a new game hunting them all down for revenge,

 

[MaxP779]

Back up against corner and defend said corner, garrus option.

 

[Macgyvercas]

To quote Brentalfloss: "I am Mega Man, here's my mega plan: YOU DIE!" And my addition to that is this: And if I'm going down, I'm taking some of these motherfuckers with me.

 

[JIst00]

[HEADING=2]"There's only two ways this can end... and in both of them,[HEADING=1]You Die."[/HEADING][/HEADING]

"I go where I please, and I please where I go!"

Duke is legend.

 

[YawningAngel]

Option 2 until the aforementioned Deus Ex Machina decides to turn up.

 

[Jedamethis]

Don't move a muscle.
Don't whisper a short prayer in the hope they won't see you.
Take a moment to rest.
Wait until they leave.

Until either they leave, Deus Ex Machina turns up, or I'm found. If one guy finds me, I try and kill them quietly. If it's all of them, I'M TAKING YOU FUCKERS WITH ME

 

[bassdrum]

I'd go with Deus Ex Machina... because I can totally plan on an unpredictable and highly improbable turn of events to save my ass every time.

 

[WittyName]

Do we get to choose what we have in our arsenal?

If so, I go with chainsword, and run into the crowd and take as many with me as I can.

FOR THE EMPEROR!