Poll: Okay fellow (male) escapists! BOOBIES!

[SnakeoilSage]

My girlfriend's. 'Cause they're hers.

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

To look at in certain um.. magazines, big but as the great yahtzee croshaw once said in the credits of a video, one of the tomb raider ones to be exact, "more than a handful is a waste" which I agree with completely.

 

[Ekit]

How big is big?

 

[Sparrow]

Honestly, I'm a man of all sizes. Except, like, super big. That just gets awkward real fast.

"Can you just pass me the-- dammit, stop punching my in my rack."

 

[joshthor]

no preference. im an ass man myself...

 

[DRes82]

If I had to choose, I think it would be "C". I like women to be curvy. Hips and boobs should compliment each other. Thinness is a turn off to me.

 

[Kakashi on crack]

Personally, I don't care that much about boobs when it comes to girls. There's many other things I'm concerned about mentally and emotionally, and would never comment on something like their breasts.

Though since we are on the topic, I "prefer" B/C sized. Not to big, not too small.

 

[6unn3r]

IMO anything more than a handfull is a waste, there's more to women than the mounds on her chest.

 

[War Penguin]

I don't care for the size. As long as their natural, it's aaallllll good.

... But if I'm force to choose, somewhere in between wouldn't be too bad. <.<

EDIT: Oh, and personality, too. <.<

 

[Mahha]

but I digress. I prefer them smaller (A/B) or flat, but then again I prefer smaller females (rubs his lobes). Big tits on females (rub lobes) of small stature look absolutely appalling.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Doesn't matter. Boobs are boobs, anything other than saggy or droopy is fine by me.

Seconded. Large boobies are a nice "extra feature", but if I like the girl, size doesn't really matter all that much.

 

[Death God]

I've never really cared about breast sizes. Guess my prefered would be around B/C-cup.

Also... we need more pictures!

Spoiler: Breast size chart!

Based on that chart, I would say a C maybe even a D but nothing bigger. Huge boobs are alright but I prefer the smaller ones.

 

[Breywood]

If you're getting into a relationship because of a rack big or small, you're in for trouble. What's important is how balanced that gray matter is between the ears. All things being equal in that department, however, I like curves, C's and above.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I like them from small to a handful, any bigger than that is a turn off for me. Also, that Breast Chart is Japanese isn't it? Wait... How can I tell? Oh dear lord...

 

[Sonic Doctor]

I've never really cared about breast sizes. Guess my prefered would be around B/C-cup.

Also... we need more pictures!

Spoiler: Breast size chart!

Um, I have no idea where you got that chart, but it way, way off. I should know, I've had a breast reduction, so boobs are sort of an area of expertise for me. I stopped buyign bras at DDD, and they were bigger than than your e-h. Now I'm a 36D, which my boyfriend can't keep his hands off of, and I'd still say they are bigger than your e-h. So.. calling shenanigans on that chart.

Skinny girls don't need a big chest, but when you're an hour glass figure, with the wide, baby birthing hips, small boobs look weird. As a girl I personally like big boobs on other girls. *shrugs* We're women.. we're supposed to look like it.

Yeah, I've seen that chart before and I've always thought it looked off. Going by that chart, I like any size between C and H and maybe one bigger than that H. Now if they are of a size that they are real saggy not because of age, but because of such a large size and weight, then that is a turn off.

Then again, when I size up a girl by looks, I don't go to the breasts first. I'm more into the ass, so a girl could have fantastic breasts, but if she doesn't have a nice round and pronounced rear when she is standing up straight, in the looks department I would view her with somewhat of a "meh". It's kind of easy to tell from picture sets what nude models don't have nice asses, when the only photos one can find of them are only from the front. Though it seems like most of the focus in nude shoots is just the chest, and that makes me sad.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I no longer care. Who gives a fuck about the size of the boobs when the woman who owns them is inevitably going to turn out to be a whore who eats what is left of your personality and your self esteem.

Edit: BEING DRUNK RULES.

Okay, that's just hilarious. There's just so much room to imagine all the bad decisions you made, culminating in a drunk-post right before passing out.

And the first thing you took care of upon waking was to make sure everyone on the internet doesn't think you're a total ass. Way to keep your priorities straight

You win the thread. Congratulations, you earned it.

 

[moviedork]

I'm more of a A-C cup guy myself. Some girls can look good with D cups, but most of the times it's too big. Big boobs are too distracting, and simply don't look natural to me.

Look at someone like Christina Hendricks. She'd be very attractive if her giant breasts were smaller.