Poll: Okay fellow (male) escapists! BOOBIES!

[Aureliano]

Tiggles for me, thanks. They're certainly not required but I happen to like them.

And no, I don't require girls to be anorexic to consider them attractive. In fact sometimes I feel like the whole "I like small boobs!" sentiment is often a polite(?) way of saying "No fat chicks!"

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I no longer care. Who gives a fuck about the size of the boobs when the woman who owns them is inevitably going to turn out to be a whore who eats what is left of your personality and your self esteem.

Edit: BEING DRUNK RULES.

Okay, that's just hilarious. There's just so much room to imagine all the bad decisions you made, culminating in a drunk-post right before passing out.

And the first thing you took care of upon waking was to make sure everyone on the internet doesn't think you're a total ass. Way to keep your priorities straight

You win the thread. Congratulations, you earned it.

Well, I am too tired to wank and I have had one of the most ballsed up nights in history! So the entire internet SHOULD think I am a total ass!

And trust me, you would NEED all of that infinite room to work out all of the decisions I made to end up with that drunken post! Sadly, I am now sober,unable to think about boobs and very, very tired. But at least I did not pass out! Thus proving you wrong and making me superior!

O_O

You know you've had too much when...

But yeah. I hope all that... stuff goes well for you. Sounds like you've got a far more complicated (and intoxicated) life than I do.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I like small ones. Flat doesn't look right, big just looks uncomfortable and must hurt your back.

Also, tall, skinny girl + small breast = OH GOD YES

 

[PunkRex]

Yeh im also in the very small or even flat boobs fan club.

but then again I'm into boyish girls .

I concer, although im a fan of any size of boobie the sort of messy tom boy really gets me panting for some reason.

 

[Koroviev]

As long as they're natural and perky, I am content.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Nothing wrong with a pair of reasonable or small breasts. The larger they are, though, the less comfortable I am with them. Beyond a certain point, it's actually off-putting to have a bosom that large. A's or B's is where I prefer to be.

What this guy said. Excessively large breasts can be almost scary.

Fun fact--I have a friend who is morbidly afraid of suffocation, and, through some of what we have deemed 'male logic', adamantly will not date a girl who's breasts are bigger than his palm.

 

[Mallefunction]

Be glad to have those small ones! Finding tops that fit for DDs has got to be the most difficult thing to shop for. Most clothes are made with B cups in mind.

So I've been told. Still, they look so nice. **sigh** The grass is always greener and all that, huh?

Ohhhhh yeah

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I just don't like 'em average-sized. They have to be particularly big or particularly small. The girl herself needs to be of healthy size elsewhere, too; a small-breasted woman who's only that size because she's unhealthily thin isn't very attractive, neither is an unhealthily large woman with big breasts.

 

[Rednog]

Definitely a fan of small to medium size. Large are just a bit absurd, sure people stare at them when females wear clothes that accentuate their large breasts, but I think it just ends up being a case of oh what the heck is that.

 

[t3h br0th3r]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCOIeYSwbXs

nuff said

 

[Princess Rose]

Be glad to have those small ones! Finding tops that fit for DDs has got to be the most difficult thing to shop for. Most clothes are made with B cups in mind.

So I've been told. Still, they look so nice. **sigh** The grass is always greener and all that, huh?

Ohhhhh yeah

To be fair, I've never really wanted better than C cup for myself. I'd look very silly with a pair of DDs.

Also, I'm on the small side of B. I was an A cup before I started up on birth control pills.

 

[Mallefunction]

To be fair, I've never really wanted better than C cup for myself. I'd look very silly with a pair of DDs.

Also, I'm on the small side of B. I was an A cup before I started up on birth control pills.

Be glad to have those small ones! Finding tops that fit for DDs has got to be the most difficult thing to shop for. Most clothes are made with B cups in mind.

So I've been told. Still, they look so nice. **sigh** The grass is always greener and all that, huh?

Ohhhhh yeah

To be fair, I've never really wanted better than C cup for myself. I'd look very silly with a pair of DDs.

Also, I'm on the small side of B. I was an A cup before I started up on birth control pills.

My mother and my sister are A-B. I ended up getting my aunts' boobs though. Luck of the draw I guess...

 

[Starik20X6]

It's entirely dependant on the body they are attached to, in that they should be proportional. A girl who is as skinny as a pencil with what appear to be two planets stuffed down her top just looks stupid. Likewise, a curvy lady with a flat chest is visually confusing.

 

[Nickompoop]

[HEADING=2]NICKOMPOOP'S THEORY OF FEMALE BREASTS[/HEADING]

Size doesn't matter. It's all about shape and feel. Contrary to popular belief, small breasts can sag, while large breasts don't necessarily sag. However, there's also such a thing as too firm and this usually applies to implants and false breasts. As a side note, apparently implants significantly lower the breast's sensitivity. That means implants are almost purely aesthetic and have no practical function.

 

[Nemesis729]

Big... to a point, like those huge fake things on Pamela Anderson are a turn off, but Katy Perry esque.... DAMN

 

[RazzleDazzle102]

Big, perfectly rounded asian boobies... sorry i was thinking of my gf... DAMN I LOVE BIG TITTIES

 

[RelexCryo]

Eh, male here, not a big fan of boobs. I mean, they're alright, but I only really see them for what they are, and what they are is drooping sacks of milk. Which isn't the loveliest picture.

Though the entire female anatomy rather grosses me out. As I once said to a friend of mine, "Do you think that giving birth would be like shitting out that rock?" (points to a rock about 3 quarters bigger than my head)

Monosexuality is defined by attraction to gender specific traits. Male heterosexuality and female homosexuality are defined by an attraction to traits specific to the female gender, which happen to include wide hips, breasts, and feminine padding on the butt. It is, in a nutshell, the inherent nature of male heterosexuals and female homosexuals to see these traits as beautiful. While some people prefer an average amount of these traits, some people see an abundance of these beautiful traits as being more beautiful than an average amount of them.

 

[kouriichi]

I like b's, maybe c's.

Huge breasts just dont look right to me.