Poll: One million messages!

[FalloutJack]

No, I didn't make a million posts, nor did I even have that many PMs or anything, but when the board had a glitchy just now and it said I had 983 PMs and such, I had to wonder...

Say you suddenly got a million messages from...like anywhere at all. What would they be?

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

I got 5,001 messages in my inbox this morning. The top of my head almost blew off! Sadly, it was a system glitch. For a moment there I thought that maybe the world loved me. ;_;

 

[tippy2k2]

Well I think it's pretty obvious...

...fine, I'll be the one to say it: They would obviously be messages from all of my adoring fans and somehow they figured out where I actually live. I would imagine that 24% of them would include undergarments, 54% would include naughty pictures (I hope that chick's 18...), and the remaining 22% would be actual people hoping to touch the hem of my garments.

It's understandable. It's both a blessing and a curse to be THIS awesome and sexy.

 

[thesilentman]

ARGGHHH!! Why did I get it after clicking this thread?! DANG IT JACK! x-D

Solution- Blame Kross.

And if I did get a million messages, they'd all be trolls being trolls. Gotta love me some debate.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

If I got a million messages, there's only one thing they'd be.

'40% off Viagra'.

 

[Ruedyn]

I got 5,001 messages in my inbox this morning. The top of my head almost blew off! Sadly, it was a system glitch. For a moment there I thought that maybe the world loved me. ;_;

... And I vow on my stalker license to PM you until you are either convinced the world loves you or I should be sectioned. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED!

[sub][sub]Plus goths are hard to find >_>[/sub][/sub]

In other, more on topic news, I would react by mass deletion then changing my skin to cloak myself. Then hiss violently at the first attempt to bring me back into the real world.

 

[staika]

That glitch happened to me awhile ago, first thing I thought is "Holy shit, I'm super popular!". Sadly that wasn't the case but if it were to happen for real from this site it would most likely be how they either hate or love my avatar. Those seem to be the PM's I receive the most.

 

[StormShaun]

I saw it as a minor glitch in the system. It happens from time to time.

My reaction was "Meh".
Though the first time I saw it, I was more like "WTF is this?".

So yeah, surprising at first but mweh.

 

[karma9308]

I'd be excited just to get one message. A million? My brain would melt in ecstasy.

 

[Nouw]

My first reaction was "Did I forget to turn off group chat notifications again?" Nowadays I'm not as gullible and naive .

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

If I got a million messages, there's only one thing they'd be.

'40% off Viagra'.

Damn Google and their targeted advertising.

I myself would probably be terrified that so many people know who I am.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I would dismissed it as another bug/ glitchs in the Escapist site and hoped it will be sorted out soon.

 

[Guffe]

If someone sent me a million messages it would most likely be xmas cards after being really really wasted in a lot of parties

 

[Catfood220]

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Ummmm, not that I'm complaing Escapist, but I think you may have been a little premature.

 

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Ummmm, not that I'm complaing Escapist, but I think you may have been a little premature.

I got the same thing. Swing and a miss.

 

[Berithil]

I've gotten that 5001 message bug before. Just remember to Blame Kross[sub][sup][sup]TM[/sup][/sup][/sub] and move on.

Edit: Oh, right. The topic. Umm...

I don't know. I'll have to think about what a million messages would contain for me.

 

[Goofguy]

A million messages would evidently by 99% spam. The other 10000 messages would definitely merit a "whoa" reaction from me as I start from the top and work my way through them all. I'd respond to the legit ones right away and slowly but surely get through all of them.

 

[Voulan]

I'd be excited just to get one message. A million? My brain would melt in ecstasy.

Here, have another message to make your day! My reaction is the same. Although, if I commented in a controversial thread (sexism and the like) I always get very nervous reading any messages.

I did get the 1000 posts badge this morning though, so I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one.

 

[MMSouthpawVIII]

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Ummmm, not that I'm complaing Escapist, but I think you may have been a little premature.

I got the same thing. Swing and a miss.

Me too. I've been here for like 4 and a half years though so I feel like I deserve it. They can take it from my cold, dead hands.

OT: I would just be confused because I don't post enough for anyone to hate me.