Poll: Orcs, Elves or Dwarfs?

[SextusMaximus]

What is your choice when it comes to these three prevailing forces?

[HEADING=2]Orcs[/HEADING]

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-- They are FREAKIN AWESOME **cough** and would bludgeon their own babies if they had the chance...[br]
--Decent in numbers, mainly foot soldiers[br]
--Prevailent in being awesome, barbaric and brutal! [br]
--They don't really have an orientation, they just like beating the shit out of stuff...[br]
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So who would you pick? For me it's a choice between Dwarfs and Elves... so i'll go for Dwarves![br]Dwarf Edit: Oh! and Beer... lots and lots of Beer!

 

[theComposer]

Elves for the long-life, peace, and ability to put an arrow square between someone's eyeballs at long range.

Also, versus threads are considered bad. At least you put in a little effort dressing it up.

 

[klakkat]

Elves. They don't have to sleep as much.

(yeah, D&D joke...)

Plus, fewer short jokes, and if you get a haircut and work out from time to time you can probably put a stop to the androgynous/gay jokes.

 

[rokkolpo]

nice job being objective *cough*

from those choices i'd be an elf.
because being a roque elf is arguably the coolest thing ever.

 

[Nickolai77]

Yes i praise your objectivity Op...

And i would pick Dwarves, they are pretty damn cool.

 

[SamuelT]

Dwarves.

When it gets down to it, the Elves are only suited for the 'ambush in forest' combat, and get slaughtered as easily as any human would in urban or open warfare, and Orcs miss the awesomeness of Dwarves, and the ferociousness. A dwarf grabs his axes, drains a beer tankard and goes crazy until the drunken haze lifts.

Then goes to have another beer.

 

[Gabanuka]

Dwarves, they're adorable!

 

[SextusMaximus]

nice job being objective *cough*

from those choices i'd be an elf.
because being a roque elf is arguably the coolest thing ever.

Shush! I just think that Dwarfs deserve to be called awesome!

 

[One Seven One]

I'd be an elf, they're more magic based characters in RPGs and magic is my favorite form of fighting in video games.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Elves. Live forever, be an awesome archer, inhabit a treehut. Dreams come true.

 

[Captain Pancake]

First off, I love the presentation. Second, I usually go with elves in most forms and variations. Bosmer, night elves, wood elves, high elves you name it. Hell my main and my alt in WoW are both elves.

 

[Phoenixlight]

Elves, look cool and live forever,

 

[LongAndShort]

Well, I've always wanted to know what it's like to be tall, so I'll go elves. Besides, elves pull, orcs don't and dwarves are usually to drunk to be able to do anything when they do get a bird in their cave. I'd hang out with a bunch of dwarven mates though and roam around beating the shit out of stuff with them (yes I'd be tall, but I'm still an angry short bloke with something to prove on the inside).

 

[rokkolpo]

"All fall before the might of the dwarfs!"
That kinda sums it up

''and once they fall, they'll be at eye height''

 

[Serenegoose]

I'll take the kind of elves that move really frakking fast, blend into the shadows, and wields a suppressed SMG, please. Elves would be my favourite if they ditched the nature loving act and went for technology and a level in badass. As it stands, I like the dwarves because they dig the tech thing.

 

[Marter]

I like Orcs the best, as I use them in Warhammer Fantasy.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

You know what? I like women instead so can I just pick that?

 

[SextusMaximus]

You know what? I like women instead so can I just pick that?

If it was Orcs, Elves, Dwarfs or Women - you probably could... but seeing as it's not, and seeing as it's middle earth creatures - you should just choose from what I've given you, thanks.