Poll: Overwatch Husbando Wars: Group A

[RJ 17]

Hasbandos aren't born, they're built.

Get that T-shirt printed.

I'm going with Bastion.

*Insert joke about get you a man who can do both*

BASTION ISN'T MALEEEEEHHHHH!!!11111oneoneone

WHY DO YOU CAAAAAAARRRREEEEEEH?!?!?!!!!11111oneoneone

This - like the Waifu thread - is for fun and games and is not meant to be taken seriously. Personally I wouldn't mind putting my sparkplug into Bastion's exhaust port, either. :3

 

[sageoftruth]

I love these threads. Even though I generally belong in the Waifu thread, it's kind of educational to read comments on the sex/husband appeal of characters I don't normally look to for sex appeal.

 

[sageoftruth]

Hasbandos aren't born, they're built.

Get that T-shirt printed.

I'm going with Bastion.

*Insert joke about get you a man who can do both*

BASTION ISN'T MALEEEEEHHHHH!!!11111oneoneone

There is an existing fetish for machinery.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanophilia

I suppose when a gender-less object becomes someone's object of affection, the person just assigns it whatever gender suits them and then just fantasizes away. Or maybe that's not even necessary. I don't really know how that works.

 

[The Philistine]

To all Genji fans: what do you find in him? He's just a suit of armor...

Because he fills out the armor well, and scars are sexy.

 

[BX3]

This thread's much more evenly matched than the other one. Y'know why? Because Hanzo isn't in it to decimate the poll.

 

[Dragonbums]

How in the world you gonna have the Gorilla up there but not the ULTIMATE HUSBAND Hanzo??? OP I'm shaking my head at disappointment in you are.

My top husbands are as follows:

Hanzo- Literally top of my list. Doesn't get hotter than this.

Reaper- I love making fun of edgelord characters but in the end I always fall for them. I blame Shadow the Hedgehog and Sasuke.

Reindhart- BIG

McCree- What can I say? Grizzled Western cowboy dudes have a soft spot in my heart.

 

[Dragonbums]

This thread's much more evenly matched than the other one. Y'know why? Because Hanzo isn't in it to decimate the poll.

Sorry you can't handle the truth

(I'm joking. It's like when Bioware puts 'best ME character' and Garrus destroys the competition by like 40% points.)