Poll: Phone sex?

[similar.squirrel]

Every time I engage in phone sex with my bf, sooner or later (especially when it starts to get very detailed) I end up saying, "I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

I want your autograph.

OT: Tried it once or twice at the suggestion of an ex, and it was kind of awkward. I mean, it was nice to hear someone having fun on the other end of the line, but having to say these awful, awful porn-dialogue things wasn't great.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Had Cyber, and Phone... I won't elaborate any more on the subject.

 

[LetalisK]

Did it. Unimpressed. She got off though, so I guess I did my job.

 

[Kakashi on crack]

hmm? This is an interesting topic...

No, my sexual prefrences and such are based on mentality and other psychological factors, not on audio, so I wouldn't be able to get in the mood.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I tried it but it's not for me.
I can see why it would appeal to other people but it's just not my thing I guess.

 

[moretimethansense]

Every time I engage in phone sex with my bf, sooner or later (especially when it starts to get very detailed) I end up saying, "I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

I bow before the mistress...

That seemed way dirtier typed out than in my head.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Done it with a couple of girls, who I had something going on with at the times. So not strangers.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

It seems pretty stupid, actually. Like maybe not for women, I read somewhere men tend to respond to visual stimuli and women to audio.
But still. Kind of dumb.

You'd have to be a pretty good talker, if you're a dude. Have some knowledge of what's sensual and seductive. "I take my cock out and slap your tits, you're like totally wet now" probably wouldn't excite.
Amuse, perhaps. But not excite.

 

[Andothul]

Its fun but don't get caught doin it.

It's very useful for long distance relationships if you don't have
the means or time to webcam

You also have to know what to say and how to say it or its awkward.

Its honestly more for her than you.
Guys are more visually stimulated so if you wanna enjoy it as much as her make sure
she sends a few pics first.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

No. Seems pointless.

 

[Dys]

I guess I have, but more as a kind of foreplay "I want you to be interested by the time we see each other" type thing than a "I expect this to be a substitute for sex" activity.

 

[lewism247]

Yeah I used to do it all the time with my ex, it was good fun.

 

[Brightzide]

I found it a rather fun and new experience. I'd advise people try it with girlfriends/boyfriends and what not. Sex lines are a huge waste of £3-ish a minute I think, plus...that's very very very sad

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I try to stay away from it...

... afraid I'll get an ear infection...

 

[Plinglebob]

If I ever had a girlfriend who wanted to try it then I would consider it but otherwise its never really been something I've considered.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Every time I engage in phone sex with my bf, sooner or later (especially when it starts to get very detailed) I end up saying, "I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

This made me lol.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

My morals would keep me from doing so. And the fact that i'm 15.

I actually laughed at this. Age, sadly enough, doesn't stop many people in this day in age. Although I wish it did.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

See no real point in that. Some teasing via messangers perhaps. But phone sex has no appeal to me really.Well for parts of humanity phone sex has a new meaning since the invention of vibrating mobiles.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Its fun but don't get caught doin it.

It's very useful for long distance relationships if you don't have
the means or time to webcam

You also have to know what to say and how to say it or its awkward.

Its honestly more for her than you.
Guys are more visually stimulated so if you wanna enjoy it as much as her make sure
she sends a few pics first.

I did it once with my gf, and her mom almost caught us. We both finished, but we decided never to do it again, just on the off chance. XD