Poll: Pipe, Cigar, or Cigarette?

[fix-the-spade]

Pipe smoking is cool.

Yes, but with the following provisos.
i) Are you Sherlock Holmes?
ii) Are you James May?

If the answer to either is no then pipe smoking just makes you look old, or a tool.

 

[Smokepuddle]

Export A Green best canadian cigarettes out there.

 

[Trivun]

I don't smoke, I never will willingly smoke (unless extremely drunk or high), and I don't like smoking. But I do like the idea of pipes, just because of the 'old man in an armchair' sort of feel they give. Still won't smoke a pipe though, the only thing I'd ever consider smoking is weed.

 

[Standby]

Pipe. And just for the bubble pipes.

Smoking is suicide for the lazy.

Or those that can't afford a pension.

 

[RanD00M]

http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/I/inglourious_basterds_xl_10--film-A.jpg

Is this guy awesome?.The answer to that is yes.And what is he smoking?.A pipe.And what dose that make pipes?.Simply Awesome.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Pipes. Why? They are cool.

 

[Ph33nix]

well normally i would say none but I must choose so.

PIPES, Because nothing is so classy at least not anything with tobacco in it.

 

[Ph33nix]

Pipe smoking is cool.

Yes, but with the following provisos.
i) Are you Sherlock Holmes?
ii) Are you James May?

If the answer to either is no then pipe smoking just makes you look old, or a tool.

+1 for the reference.

 

[Russel1]

Am I the only one curious as to the results if you tried to smoke a banana?

Haha me and some friends tried too, was rubbish

Anyone smoke weed? I don't often but it's a laugh
At this festival they were passing round a shotgun spliff where you make this massive joint, poke holes in it and insert smaller ones and light them, you need a few people to help you. It got me licked QUIK!

 

[Bobbovski]

I don't smoke, but if I would smoke, I would definetly smoke a pipe. Pipes are awesome =3

 

[Bigeyez]

Cigars, although sadly being the broke person that I am I can only afford cheap cigars and not the high end stuff. So as far as the cheap stuff goes I smoke Honey Dutches and Game cigars.

Edit: Tried cigerettes and hated them, never tried a pipe before but probably will after reading this thread.

 

[Buck Wilde]

Wow, this topic is actually amazing for the fact that I recently took up smoking cigars, so obviously I said them. Its more enjoyable then the other options on here I feel. It's very regal, plus Kramer on Seinfeld did it.

 

[initialdelay]

Cigars are cool but occasional, pipes show character, but I'm a cigarette smoker. I get five-minute breaks at work and need a quick dose of tar every now and again. I smoked hand-rolled with Drum gold for a couple of years but life experience has taught me that convenience is good, so Regals it is! Sometimes I worry that maybe I'm just subconsciously trying to copy Ian Curtis..

 

[fozzy360]

Cigars for me. I try to have at least one every month. Like a previous poster said, I can only afford some of the cheaper stuff, but it's definitely something I'm willing to put money into. Actually, I'm gonna go get one now...

 

[mendokusai]

I smoke my briar pipe occasionally, usually aromatic tobaccos. I'm fond of the brand Borkum Riff.

 

[Random Argument Man]

<spoiler= Real men smoke one thing and one thing only>http://www.pathguy.com/arnold_cigar.jpg
http://www.stogieguys.com/sg-content/uploads/2007/03/iraq_cigar_wideweb.jpg
http://m1.buysub.com/webapp/wcs/stores/MShankenCigarAficionado/images/Norris_big.jpg

Cigars it is, but only immediately prior or immediately post performing an act of supreme badassitude.

+100 man points. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw

Call yourself a man.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I don't smoke, but if I did I'd have a bigass pipe like the nat-zi from Inglorious Basterds

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

I dont smoke, but ill defend your right to do it.

 

[A random person]

I don't smoke and most likely never will, but if I did I'd probably go with a pipe or cigar, leaning towards pipe because it seems more sophisticated and less corrupt corporate executive-like.