Poll: Poll: if you could rule a certian circle of hell, what would it be?

[ThreeWords]

That's a hard choice...

I can think of ways to torture Angry, Greedy and Gluttonous people.

Angry - Never ending rick roll, games that they can never win but you're always so close, etc.

Greedy - A giant mountain of gold, but you only get a small bag the size of your hand to carry it out with.

Gluttonous - You are surrounded by mountains of delicious food, but it is all poisoned and you will suffer the most intense agony you ever experienced every time you eat a piece.

I love inventive tortures!

Anger- surround them with annoying fools, who they lash out at, only to find that they are (somehow) attacking themselves

Greed -You can have the gold, or the bag, but not both!

Gluttony- you can have food or drink, but to eat makes you deadly thirsty, and to drink fills you with hunger

Treason- set them in a fabricated situation, where every betrayal happens to them, as if they are every side of a circle of betrayal and hatred

 

[KiruTheMant]

Wrath and Sloth.
Whats more awesome than fighting all day,then sleeping in a hamock/bed of coal for 10 hours afterwards?

 

[UltimatheChosen]

Limbo or heresy.

 

[Uncreation]

If I get to torment the souls of the level I'm on, Lust.
I would make their unlife a...
...I hesitate to say "living Hell" for multiple reasons.

But I would torture them much more than just being blown about by a strong breeze, the contemptible fucks.

If I just had to sit about and guard the gate, Limbo.

Hm, you seem to hate them quite a bit, for some reason. Just out of curiosity, why is that?

As for myself, i think i would pick Lust, too. Sooooo much to learn from those people, ... erm, i mean... er... disregard that.
>_>
<_<

 

[Odude]

Wrath, because I would use the sinners like troops in a strategy game against other demons. I mean, since the wrathful are doomed to beat on each other all day, I might as well have some fun with it, right? I actually thought this exact same thing when I first read the Divine Comedy.

Plus, I'd be in command of the city of Dis, and that would just be awesome.

 

[StonkThis]

Lust. Duh.

 

[The_Echo]

Wrath and Sloth.

Time to knock some heads.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

i'd invent another layer called Cynosure or Banehold (ref. to AD&D cosmology) hahaha or i'd rule Sigil, the city of gates, center of Planes that'be cool...

 

[Gigano]

Heresy: It's certainly not a sin in my book.

Lust would be fine too.

 

[deadlydog]

the 8th circle because i can cut people in half in Bolgia 9, whip people in Bolgia 1,hook slash whip scratch cut and boil corrupt political people my favorite people to burn in Bolgia 5, sounds like a all around nice place for my wicked evil...maybe i can burn bernie madoff muhahahahaha...im NOT CRAZY

 

[relish]

Violence. I'd make that place fun.

 

[Jark212]

Lust and Heresy, I know both well...

 

[GodofDisaster]

I would rule over the Wraith and Sloth circle because they just suit me, plus I think I would be good at it.

 

[Datalord]

Violence

4 words: Kung Fu Death Tournament

Wait, if its hell, can it really be a death tournament, i mean, they died a while back, so would it just be a Kung Fu Blood Tournament instead?

And is Kung Fu one or two words?

 

[Merteg]

Lust.

 

[Jharry5]

Wrath and Sloth, just because they suit me the best (especially Sloth...)

 

[Xan Krieger]

Fraud and Treason on the grounds that I hate those who betray others, especially for personal gain.

Hopefully though bye the time I die I will be judged worthy of Heaven.

 

[Carlston]

Limbo...
Cause you know it's nice to be the holding tank eh?