Poll: Porn or ponies

[infohippie]

If it was ponies, I will say, "Ugh, ponies." Then stay in the room and make snide remarks.

If you did that to me, I would immediately change to porn of ponies just to make you uncomfortable, and then start fapping right there in front of you.

Ponies on the other hand... The military probably wouldn't like people having secret desire for kids cartoons aimed at young girls, and there motives would probably be investigated!

You know there's soldiers in Iraq right now with great big pony-themed banners, right?

 

[zehydra]

Porn: It isn't disturbing anymore. If I walked in on a friend, awkward is more the feeling than disturbed.
Ponies: Sometimes there isn't anything on TV and they leave it on as background noise. Seen that happen with Dora too.

I agree with this, Porn isn't disturbing, it's just awkward.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Ponies on the other hand... The military probably wouldn't like people having secret desire for kids cartoons aimed at young girls, and there motives would probably be investigated!

You know there's soldiers in Iraq right now with great big pony-themed banners, right?

Apologies, I didn't ephisise the word secret enough. Being open about things like that is ok, but hiding it in shame isn't. Having hidden desires for that kind of stuff, and hiding it from everyone including friends, could be a security risk. What else are they hiding? Whay are they hiding it? Is it leading to other, more illeagal things?
I myself have a lego star wars advent calendar on my desk at the mo! Its fine for stuff like that in the Military, but if I was keeping things hidden from them... Thats when the problems start!

 

[funksobeefy]

I wouldnt be shocked at either. Porn would be me more awkward, but I would make fun of my friends a hell of a lot more for watching the Pony show

where are you your neutral options? I have chosen not to vote

 

[MPerce]

I wouldn't be shocked to find a friend watching porn or ponies individually.
If he/she was watching pornies.....we'd have a problem.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Porn? I would laugh at him!

Ponies? I would laugh at him!

 

[Mafoobula]

Depends on the porn. There's about a 75% chance I'll be all "OOH, I remember this!" and watch. If it's something REALLY nasty, like scat porn, I'll be all "wow, um, no." and walk away. If it's something really odd, like a lipstick fetish, I'll be all "huh... whatever." and walk away anyway.
As for ponies, it depends on the friend. A few of my buddies, I could see it happening. Others, I'd be all, "REALLY?" Either way, I think we would revel in pony goodness for 10 minutes, then go on with our lives.

 

[Keepeas]

I'm pretty sure my friends watch porn from time to time...
I'm not so sure about the ponies...so ponies would be more of a surprise(much more pleasant too)

case porn:
*immediately walk out of the room and pretend nothing happened*

case ponies:
Pretend I'm not a brony for a bit and make him feel embarrassed
Then tell him "it's cool, I'm a brony too"

 

[Chefodeath]

Rationally, I know its more likely for one of my friends to be watching porn than ponies and thus less suprising.

Viscerally, I'm going to always have a sharper knee jerk reaction to someone watching people fuck than watching a cartoon (assuming of course its not a cartoon of people fucking)

 

[infohippie]

You know there's soldiers in Iraq right now with great big pony-themed banners, right?

Apologies, I didn't ephisise the word secret enough. Being open about things like that is ok, but hiding it in shame isn't. Having hidden desires for that kind of stuff, and hiding it from everyone including friends, could be a security risk. What else are they hiding? Whay are they hiding it? Is it leading to other, more illeagal things?
I myself have a lego star wars advent calendar on my desk at the mo! Its fine for stuff like that in the Military, but if I was keeping things hidden from them... Thats when the problems start!

That actually makes a whole lot more sense, thank you for clarifying your view.

 

[Keava]

Neither. Both would make me shrug my shoulders at best, tho if the porn was somewhat peculiar I might even watch it for a while, ponies - not so much.

 

[bakan]

Where is the option for 'I don't care'?

But as mentioned before, Pony Porn would be kinda disturbing.

 

[Yokai]

Everyone has seen porn. That's not even slightly surprising. I'd probably mercilessly taunt them about it for a while though.

If it were ponies, I would be shocked, but only because my friend had somehow, up to this point, neglected to tell me repeatedly that he watched the show and gush about how awesome it is. That's basically required of you bronies, right?

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

In the words of that little girl from the taco ad.

"why dont we have both?'

 

[Captain Pirate]

Put in a stupid poll option, get stupid results.

This, I'm sick of these ridiculous answers because a chunk of the votes always go towards them, and they're just flat out ridiculous.

OT: Ponies, even though I don't find them disturbing and more "not my thing"..

I'm sorry, but you guys would be disturbed to find your friend watching porn?
If said friend was female, then I would be surprised to find her watching porn, but if they were male it would be disturbing if they didn't watch porn.

 

[infohippie]

Neither, to be honest. And if was porn of ponies I would go through his files to see if he had any I didn't already have.

GOOD LORD! you are what give bronies a bad name!

OT: probably porn, I would just be happy if it was ponies.

Okay, somebody doesn't recognise a joke. Never mind.