Unnoticed. I have a funny habit of doing stealth his to all my friends (i.e. walking up behind them without them noticing and scaring the crap out of them by saying hi). Now if only I could do the same when i say bye, then I would truly be like batman.
When I walk out, however, I pull the AWESOME DANCE. Haven't you seen the AWESOME DANCE? Well, the AWESOME DANCE is a dance only available to certain people. Boy, did I work hard for those moves...
Taking a long run-up, I shout "Ima firin mah lazor!!" and just as everyone is thinking "What the fuck?", I drop-kick the door down and punch out the guy frantically calling the police, then I start moon-walking in circles.
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