After seeing how much DLC is planned and the Zero Punctuation review I have almost no desire to play this game. I loved Saint's Row 2, and might just draw a "3" on the cover and keep playing it instead.
I appreciated the insane amount of customization, the almost limitless quests and activities, and the fact that Volition actually made me care (even a little) about the characters. Every death of a friend in SR2 was actually filled with gravitas, and I was shocked that I was feeling anything at all for them.
SR3 seems like they've decided to give up on trying to make a good game or story and just force-feed randomness and giant dicks to their audience. Instead of just giving me the option to be completely weird they've handcuffed me to gimps, furries, zombies, and giant dicks, ordering me to be "wacky". It feels like an advertising executive trying to fit in with a room full of 11-year-olds. "Hey, you guys watch the YouTubes, right? Ell-Oh-Ell! I'm so hip!"
It's desperate, and lame. And the SR2 Saints would feed that man his own non-balls.
I wanted the newest installment to show the main character looking around him/her self and realize how lame all the other gang members were becoming and decide to bring them down and rebuild it all in their own image, not cat suits and unfunny octopus guns.
I appreciated the insane amount of customization, the almost limitless quests and activities, and the fact that Volition actually made me care (even a little) about the characters. Every death of a friend in SR2 was actually filled with gravitas, and I was shocked that I was feeling anything at all for them.
SR3 seems like they've decided to give up on trying to make a good game or story and just force-feed randomness and giant dicks to their audience. Instead of just giving me the option to be completely weird they've handcuffed me to gimps, furries, zombies, and giant dicks, ordering me to be "wacky". It feels like an advertising executive trying to fit in with a room full of 11-year-olds. "Hey, you guys watch the YouTubes, right? Ell-Oh-Ell! I'm so hip!"
It's desperate, and lame. And the SR2 Saints would feed that man his own non-balls.
I wanted the newest installment to show the main character looking around him/her self and realize how lame all the other gang members were becoming and decide to bring them down and rebuild it all in their own image, not cat suits and unfunny octopus guns.