Poll: prove you are batman!

[idodo35]

preaty simple prove why you are the dark knight of gotham!
me?
last time i was playing online there was a realy heated argumant between two idiots (they just kept cursing each other. in the end i just shouted on them to shut up and they asked me why is that any of my buisnes and i told them that it is my buisnes cause:

 

[Magicmad5511]

My name is Bruce.
My surname is Wayne.
I know martial arts.
I have a billionaire company.
I'm also very good at keeping secrets, such as my true identity because eveything above is a lie.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Batman?

Batman ain't shit son!

[HEADING=1]Henshin a Go-Go Baby![/HEADING]

 

[McMullen]

As the supplementary features on the blu-ray for Dark Knight say over and over again (and over and over and over a few more times), Batman is just like any other guy, but he's got a lot of high-tech stuff.

As a result it's become a household meme that if one has stuff, then one is Batman.

I have stuff, therefore I'm Batman.

 

[Kolby Jack]

I am vengeance. I am also the night. And as proven in this mathematical equation, wherein V = vengeance, N = the night, and B = Batman: V+N=B. You can't disprove mathematical fact.

 

[Jonluw]

You can't prove that I'm not Batman.
Ergo, I am batman.

[sub]Cookie for anyone who figures out where I lifted that logic from.[/sub]

 

[GigaHz]

You can't prove that I'm not Batman.
Ergo, I am batman.

[sub]Cookie for anyone who figures out where I lifted that logic from.[/sub]

I can't prove it's not South Park.

Therefore it must be.



But you sir, I don't need to prove anything to the likes of you until you prove to me that you're not a Carrot.

 

[Jonluw]

You can't prove that I'm not Batman.
Ergo, I am batman.

[sub]Cookie for anyone who figures out where I lifted that logic from.[/sub]

I can't prove it's not South Park.

Therefore it must be.

Sorry, no cookie.

But you sir, I don't need to prove anything to the likes of you until you prove to me that you're not a Carrot.

Easy!
I do not have green stuff growing from my head. Therefore I am no carrot.

 

[Leemaster777]

Hey, here's a question: If I punch a clown in the bollocks, does that count as me being Batman? Cause I might be Batman then.

 

[Aitur]

Because I like to put on a tight rubber costume and mask, then I go into my 'batcave' where I 'punish' all those naughty, naughty men.
Or maybe that's just me on a weekend, but I'm truly Batman because I can breathe in space! [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BatmanCanBreatheInSpace]

 

[Womplord]

I'm a billionaire that spends his spare time breaking the arms and legs of poverty-stricken orphans driven to crime to feed their starving families.

 

[DanielBrown]

I am the Leather Scrap!
(old Swedish name for Batman was Läderlappen, which means The Leather Scrap. Ohooohohoholololol)

 

[WolfThomas]

Spoiler: I'm not batman...most of the time

 

[CODE-D]

Im Owlman, but thats close.

 

[Spaghetti]

Batman would never reveal himself. So let me answer your question: I'm not Batman...

 

[Freaky Lou]

Batman?

Batman ain't shit son!

[HEADING=1]Henshin a Go-Go Baby![/HEADING]

The above.

 

[Urgh76]

I loathe Nachos

 

[Leemaster777]

I loathe Nachos

This is the best-reasoned post so far. Your logic astounds me.

 

[MahBoii]

I liek milk.