Poll: Puns

[GLo Jones]

Reading this thread has damaged me.

If I was a moderator, I would immediately perma-ban every other member of this site, before turning the hammer on myself. It would be a tragedy.

That hypothetical blood is on your hands, all of you.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

My favorite types of puns are the Pokemon ones.

Ditto.

That was a good one, it made me laugh.

I thought it would give you a shuckle.

You'd better stop now, you're going to Jynx it.

It look like they're still getting your seel of approval.

Okay these are getting a little too Farfetch'd.

I'm still seaking for some more pokemon we can use.

Now these are starting to make me Drowzee.

That one's natu shabby.

This whole thread has my sister Weezing in laughter.

Well, I luvdisc thread, but I relicanth stay any longer.

I Wailord on the last person that threatened to leave me.

That was dratini bit confusing, can you explain it

I could but I would rather be Slaking off.

I can't Bayleef you people still have more of these. Oh well, Wynaut carry on for a while.

I'm trying to Weedle out coming up with new ones.

I keep expecting you guys to run out of puns, but then alakazam, here's another one.

Spoiler: You're all very lopunny

As for me, I always wanted to be a gynecologist, but could never find an opening.

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

My girlfriend is having no luck in findging Abra that will fit her.

I was going to Raichu a joke response, but it was just Gastly.

 

[TAGM]

Guy tried to steal something from my fridge the other day.
Had to tell him that it was natcho cheese.

... I can make punnier ones, Really!

What do you get if you cross a man, a can of 7-up, and a mushroom salad?

A cat!

........ That wasn't even a pun... Christ, I'm bad at this.

 

[Simili]

me and my dad often end up having pun wars at Christmas. Most recently the theme was electricity. so it was things like; pun war...resistance is useless, Ohm my god that was terrible, well that was shocking, your capacity for puns is startling, well I think this conversation has got a bit static, oh don't be so negative, well its just no good currently, yeh we've come full circuit.
My sister just looked on in horror

 

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[burningdragoon]

Wow... this is my favorite thread ever. Sadly as much I like good puns and love bad puns, I really don't have many locked away in my head.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Q. What did Zelda say to link when he couldn't get the door open?
A. Triforce.

Man, that was horrible.

 

[JokerCrowe]

I love puns, but only when they're well done. It shows a certain understanding of the language (no pun intended) when you're able to make good puns. I appreciate that.

EDIT: Also, why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Spoiler: Answer

Because they can spend years at "c".

^^

 

[Ryuo]

Got nothing to add to this pun stockpile.
Some of you have truly great puns.
Bravo.
Nothing brightens a day like a good string of puns.