Poll: Putting on Socks

[x0ny]

How do you put on your socks?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Sitting on my bed.
After my pants. That's the rule.

 

[BlueTomfoolery]

I definately DO NOT put them on my horns. They're for feet.

 

[SpecklePattern]

Getting up in the morning and putting them on while standing. Before my pants. Thats a rule

 

[SpecklePattern]

I definately DO NOT put them on my horns. They're for feet.

SHIT! You are a wild one! On the feet. How odd

 

[Ithera]

Usually the last item, if at all. I do it sitting down.

 

[JokerCrowe]

I don't ware socks. They're a waste of time.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Put them on last, and when sitting down.

 

[Broady Brio]

Last on me. First off me.

 

[Nyrad01]

Had to vote for this one, it was a hard choice though, too many options...

 

[dex-dex]

it is so freaking hot recently i don't even wear socks

i only do when it gets really cold and even then i contemplate it

as one lame and exaggerated comedian once said about shoes i will say about sock
FUCK SOCKS!!!

 

[doctorjackal777]

Mustn't contain the toes!

 

[Sieni]

Sitting on my bed of course.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Sitting down, I roll it up, put my foot in and pull it right up.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Before my pants. Thats a rule

American pants or UK pants? If UK pants, then I must point you towards this:

EDIT: Embedding fail. Anyway it's the only clip of it I could find. Click the damn link.

 

[AlphaOmega]

First I cut some greasy-type bandages into 2 big and 2 small parts.
Next I take out 5 normal pieces of small bandage.
After that I cut 2 long sleeve bandages.
I pre-cut 2 pieces of bandage-tape.
I sit down, and use a tissue to dip up some fluid off my wounds.
I apply the greasy bandages to my right foot, apply 3 normal bandages and secure them around my toes with the tape.
After that I put the sleeve bandage on top of it and try to get as little double lays and un-smooth areas.
Repeat with left foot.
Take a oversized sock, stretch it really hard and try to move it over all the bandage without moving them too much.

Thats about how I put on socks for the last couple of years./\

 

[Mechsoap]

theres one option....

 

[maninahat]

Jeff's pro tip -

"when getting into bed with a lady friend, take your socks off BEFORE anything else. Otherwise, you'll end up as a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman would ever do the squeltchy with a naked man in socks...many men have fallen through the sock gap."

 

[Marter]

I sit down and put them on. They go on second, after the underwear.