Poll: Quick Time Review: Final Fantasy VII

[James Daniel Hughes]

It was a pile of crap. And I not just saying that to be cool or to go against the grain.

The characters are lifeless, the difficult is nonexistent until you reach the final dungeon where every other enemy can kill you in one hit, but then the final battles are a fucking joke. You basically just sit on your ass healing your party wait for cloud's limit break.

You don't even need to attack because as long as cloud has his ultima sword and his level 4 limit break you can kill the final boss in one hit. The only good things were the battle system and the materia system. But it took so long to level up each materia with the best not even being available until the last third of the game so then you have to grind.

But since the game is so easy if you start to grind there will be no challenge. And this game is fucking bullshit cause you are practically required to use a strategy guide or walkthrough so you have get all the best crap.

Bottom line. Final Fantasy 7 is good for the first disc and it's just a pain in the hand.

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[BlueberryMUNCH]

I respectfully disagree with your opinion, and feel like this is really not a review at all; more just...I don't even know. It's not even a rant.
I'd start off with less swearing, first of all. Don't get me wrong, I swear all the time, but it's unnecessary and unprofessional.
Secondly...actually review the game instead of ranting about it.
Thirdly...yeah I don't even know. I just think this is a very poor review...it's laughable you'd even call it so, if I'm being brutally honest.

So err...yeah.

 

[James Daniel Hughes]

I called it a quick time review because my goal is to cut through the fat and really get to the meat of my disappointment towards a game I enjoyed when I was younger. And I still enjoyed, at least the first half.