So far, the best coffee I've had - and I just realized how limited I really am in my coffee experience - was from George Webb's restaurant. Granted, I've always been with friends and family, and the company always makes the food and drink better than it is. Anyway, 2 regular creamers and 2 sugar per cup, and I'll go through 5 in a half-hour. Then my eyes start twitching. Awesome.
Actually, I take that back, kinda. Hazelnut coffee, plus chocolate creamer and sugar, makes for liquid candy. Awesome.
Actually, I take THAT back, kinda. This one time, during a dessert class - culinary arts school, you see - this one guy made a simple syrup with instant coffee. The result: Something stronger than espresso, but so mild you would think it's decaf. It had to be taken a shot at a time. I took 4 and felt fine, although someone mentioned that my pupils had dilated a lot. Awesome.