Poll: RPing in the bedroom?

[loremazd]

A little bit, nothing major though. There was about three months we were in different states though, and we'd do that oh so controversial erp thing. Though, I suppose I get points for only having done that with my wife.

 

[Chanerd]

Did it once, pirate stuff. Was worth a giggle, but did nothing particularly amazing for me.

 

[Trucken]

Never done it, but I wouldn't mind trying if she was into it. Same goes for cosplay.

... dammit, I need to find a geek girlfriend.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I roll my D20, wait are we talking about something else here?

So is accidentally putting it in the wrong hole the equivalent of rolling a natural 1 and getting a critical miss? I guess that's one way to fumble your weapon...

With the way some people in my old group used to GM, it might well end up in someone's eye or ear. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

As I don't get aroused by anything but context, it's pretty much a given that there will be role playing involved if I'm getting off.

When we roleplay, it's generally something pretty depraved, like incest, snuff, or bestiality. Occasionally we make believe about vore. He's not as comfortable with that so we don't do it very often, but that makes it more of a treat when it does happen.

Do collars count as costume? Because otherwise I don't really do costumes. I might, if either me or my boyfriend ever get the money to buy costumes, though.

I have a feeling that I'm going to regret this but...how do you roleplay beastiality? I mean...really, I just can't imagine that. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

You don't have to be good at whipping someone if they like that sort of thing - you just have to have good aim.

That's the thing about whipping that concerns me. XD

I've never done it, hell, I don't even know if I'd like it, but even if I were to convince my gf (very unlikely) I'm worried that she might actually hit something important (very likely). XD

Although to quote her about a question I asked her about something, "But everything's important!" She was refering to body parts, so it's not completely out of context. XD

 

[Canadamus Prime]

My answer of, "I'm single & lonely so I have no one to do it with, but I would if I could" is not there so I guess I'll vote other

EDIT: depressing post is depressing. Sorry, but its one of those moods tonight...

Put me down for "single and lonely" too. Although I'm not sure that's something I want to try.
IDK, sex in general for me is this great huge intimidating behemoth that I'm I have to get over and I have to do that before I can worry about the the fine details like this. ...Also the fine details make it that much more intimidating.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Do you like to RP with your special someone? What kind of things? How often? Do you like it? Do you go so far as to get costumes?

Tell us, fellow Escapists, what are your thoughts, feelings, and stories?

Me and my ex used to do it a lot. Nothing too outlandish, just the "normal" stuff (teacher/student etc.). It's pretty fun to do every once in a while.

How about you OP?

Trying not to answer your own question?

[sub]not serious btw[/sub]

Sure, I'll play. XD

Even though you weren't being serious, I figure what the hell. My gf and I do text based RPs on a couple of sites, but nothing sexual. It's kind of odd that we don't considering that I also tabletop RP, and we're both aspiring writers in addition to what we're studying in college.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Japanese drip candles, are made to produce wax quickly and in large amounts, try those, available at your local adult novelty shop

Yes, but are they designed not to get on the holder's hands? The cheapo-walmart ones produce plenty of wax, but the issue is keeping the wax falling on my partner's back rather than, say, my hand that's holding the candle.

I suggest latex gloves. I've seen those used in a few things I saw when wax was involved. It's not really my thing, so I might not be remembering correctly. You might also want to try simply staking the candle on a skewer of sorts. It could be something as simple as an actual candle holder with the candle maybe taped in for added support, or a metal shish-kebab type thing. Like I said though, I'm not sure if any of that would work. XD

 

[funguy2121]

There was a coffeeshop that my ex and I would go to pretty much every day that we weren't doing anything else. We knew we'd run into friends there at any given point in time, or at the very least get to do some outlandish-people-watching. On one particular sunday, we ran into a friend of mine who was a photography major and was preparing to take pictures in the local park of a bunch of people dressed as Alice in Wonderland characters. Two people had bailed on her. So, she recruited the two of us. After shuffling around roles, she assigned me the task of being the Mad Hatter and my gf the role of the Red Queen. Most everyone took separate vehicles to the park.

After the session, when everyone was returning to my friend's place to change out of the rental clothes, my ex decided that we should stay in costume and do our laundry at the local laundromat. I said "Hell, yes." But we never made it. It bears noting here that she had very wild, curly red hair.

She was giving me road head when when I pulled up to a stoplight next to a carload of teenage girls. I looked over at them and saw that their collective jaw was on the floorboard. Apparently the top of my gf's head was visible. I was embarrassed and unsure what to do. So I took my Cat-in-the-Hat headgear and put it on her head. I was unable to look back over at the teenagers.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

The day my mother-in-law suggested me and my wife try role-playing in the bedroom it pretty much killed that idea for me.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I'm still a virgin, but it suuuuure sounds alluring.

Picture this; a young maiden (the girlfriend) is getting ready for an important party. Suddenly her curtains blow inward. She thinks it's just a breeze, until a hand slooowly strokes her neck, and another hand grasps her side firmly. Then slooooowly, while kissing her neck, the assassin cuts the ropes of her bodice one. by. one...

*ahem*

And, well, yeah, you get the point. I've fleshed that one out a lot more thoroughly before, though sadly not in practice, but I'll spare you guys. Safe to say that it includes more than just costumes. But yeah, roleplay sounds hot as hell. Not too often of course, it has to stay special.

The only thing I have to say about that is that you better be sure that she's OK with the knife being that close and sharp enough to cut that. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Well, unless I'm having an orgy, a game of D&D is pretty hard to do with just two people, especially while having sex.
I can't help but feel I'm missing the point...

You've never played D&D one-on-one? Either your character alone, or with some DM run NPCs?

My spouse and I play D&D like that, as well as with larger groups. That way we can run games just for one another, or test new game systems before trying them with a full group.

Plus, it allows us to play characters that might not work in a larger group. Like my priestess who had no combat abilities at all. I wanted to play a D&D game with no combat, and my spouse delivered. I spent the whole game sneaking, lying, and manipulating my way through a mass of fantasy politics, marriage alliances, assassination plots. It was lots of fun.

More recently, I've been running a D&D-in-Space game in the Mass Effect universe. Which is how my spouse as Commander Shepard came to be taking me as Tali to bed... several times.

Actually, the hardest part about RPing Tali in the bedroom is remembering to keep my fingers in the Vulcan greeting pose the whole time (since Tali only has two fingers and a thumb per hand). I screw that up more than I succeed, but my attempts amuse my partner, so I keep trying. ^^;;

For the Tali hands, I recommend either electrical tape or that thin kind of gauze tape they use for bandages, preferably the latter, since it wouldn't be as obvious.

For the gaming, I'm one of a two person group that used to be aboue 4-5 people. Now, my friend and I take turns running various things. I'm running a campaign based on the Berserk manga, the Outlaw Star series, the original DOOM game, and an original. My friend is running two originals. We use the BESM (Big Eyes Small Mouth) system, which is tri-stat, and very easy to adapt to pretty much anything, and I highly recommend it. Sure, it's all anime and whatnot in the pictures, but the subject matter is the important part. I've used it for pretty much every game I've run since I've found it. It's also really good for PAY (play as yourself) games that you might want to run.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

The day my mother-in-law suggested me and my wife try role-playing in the bedroom it pretty much killed that idea for me.

That's...horrible. But once I made a joke to my gf about her mom walking in on us and saying that we weren't doing it right and offering to show us. I loled. She didn't. XD

 

[keve4433]

Have I ever told you how much I love your threads? x3

I RP in my room all the time! Oblivion, Persona 3, you name it!

In the frisky sense no sadly...currently single. If I end up with someone that is into that kinda thing I would give it a go for sure though!

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Have I ever told you how much I love your threads? x3

I don't believe that you have, but thanks. It's always good to know that people are enjoying themselves.

...pun intended...kind of. XD

 

[thelastgentleman]

...*I put on my Wizard Hat and robe

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

That's the thing about whipping that concerns me. XD I've never done it, hell, I don't even know if I'd like it, but even if I were to convince my gf (very unlikely) I'm worried that she might actually hit something important (very likely). XD Although to quote her about a question I asked her about something, "But everything's important!" She was refering to body parts, so it's not completely out of context. XD

Well, usually when whipping occurs, it's to my spouse's back and butt. All particularly sensitive locations are safely out of the way.

When we do, on occasion, go for the front, it's usually to chest. Again, nowhere near sensitive bits.

For the gaming, I'm one of a two person group that used to be aboue 4-5 people. Now, my friend and I take turns running various things. I'm running a campaign based on the Berserk manga, the Outlaw Star series, the original DOOM game, and an original. My friend is running two originals. We use the BESM (Big Eyes Small Mouth) system, which is tri-stat, and very easy to adapt to pretty much anything, and I highly recommend it.

I have BESM books, as well as Anima system. My preferred system is Pathfinder, but I do dabble with other systems as well. ^^

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

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Why weren't we friends sooner? T.T

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Well yeah, I do it on a regular basis. I mean I usually like to have some privacy when I do it and my bedroom's the best place. And the group always has fun when we get together. I mean, just last week we had this awesome-
Wait, we're not talking about the same thing are we?

OT: Now that the mandatory "misunderstanding" is out of the way (all true though), I'd be up for a bit of role-play if my partner wanted too. Never had much interest, but you never know, it could be fun. Of course first I'd have to get a partner...

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You sound like such a fun person to be friends with. I wish I knew you in IRL. XD
...in a non-sexual way of course. XD

I try. ^^ And as far as non-sexual... are you so sure about that? **sweet smile**

...Somehow, I don't think "Shepard" would be willing to share, and I know my gf would disapprove. However, if I was single, I'd jump at the chance to bang the hell out of be...friends with any girl willing to (and knowing anything about) acting out Tali. Yes, some of it is cool points for Tali. Most of it is cool points for being into games and such.

...OK, it's mostly about the Tali. XD

Shepard's had enough of your disingenuous assertions!
Sorry, couldn't resist...

I'm a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-five holy avenger.

I'd consider it. As long as it's not to freaky.

Cazza... Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration.

Damn it, beaten to the punch.
Still funny as hell though.

Edit: Lovin' this thread by the way. Apparently I'm a sucker for sexual innuendos, if you know what I mean. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Hint hint.