Poll: Rule 63: Yourself

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Things you wouldn't want to know. Nor would those picky mods want to know either.
 

Zhukov

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No.

Hell no.

Huge creepiness factor aside, a female version of me would be ugly and unappealing anyway.
 

Aiden Raine

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most definitely..... and I'm not a narcissist, damn it. it's more about logic than me being into myself. allow me to explain.

as I am bi, I know my tastes of both the male and female persuasion. so, as my female self would strive to be more like my likes on the feminine side as I as a male strive to be more like my likes on the masculine side, we would both be into it, at least for the physical aspects.

as for the part of "why would you wanna have sex with yourself? that's almost like incest, or some weird thing like that." as we all know, masturbation is just that. having sex with yourself. so, it'd just be like the ultimate form of masturbation. so why the hell not?
 

lacktheknack

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OH GAWD NO

An "attractive version of myself" is theoretically possible, but an "attractive version of myself as a female" would be black magic. I don't screw with black magic.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Umm...... no, as that would be really weird, creepy, wrong on so many levels, and a few dozen other describing words.

Daystar Clarion said:
I'd rather just play video games with myself.


It would be glorious!
Yeah, I'm going to go with that. I'd definitely be down with that.
 

FirmartheTrilby

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I doubt I'd be pretty as a girl but you know what? It's personality that counts, so heck yes! (Implying personality matters that much in one night stand)
 

Da Orky Man

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Cpu46 said:
So there is a nerdy socially awkward yet confident girl that likes the same everything as me and just happens to be me with an X chromosome instead of a Y. Yea, I'd be willing to do it eventually, probably not first thing. First we would play video games, write stories, talk about how our childhoods played out, design mecha, plot to take over the world, ect.
Precisely what I thought. Having someone who thinks the same way I do, but with different experiences of life would be invaluable. Good for bouncing ideas of world domination, nuclear-powered spacecraft, and other important things that make up the majority of my brain's runtime.
 

babinro

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I'd probably common law with my female clone. They'd understand that I like to be left alone most of the time but would be available to share in my nerdy hobbies like D&D, Magic and Gaming. And what better way to start and end a day than some good ol awkward clone lovin'.
 

orangeban

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Huh, well I'm gay which buggers up the question a bit. Though the next question is of course, would I do myself?
Pros:
I know what I want
If there were two of me I/we could RULE THE WORLD

Cons:
I've seen the face I make
I'm currently sporting really douchy sideburns.

Huh, even split. So the answer's maybe.
 

Quazimofo

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DriveByLawsuit said:
Daystar Clarion said:
I'd rather just play video games with myself.


It would be glorious!
Ah, I should change the poll/topic. You can do WHATEVER with other-gender-self.

Gears 1 coop achievements.GO!
yeah, i would probably play videogames with myself, and when i got bored, i would proceed to do me. hot female that knows everything i hate and is determined to not be a hypocrite? thats sweet, but i dont know how long i could stand myself, unless we had sex often. but thats assuming a full on relationship instead of one hell of a fling.

the only problem is, i like single player rpgs. if mass effect 3 came out before this and my female version obtained an xbox, that would be cool.

if only i could get the gears co-op achievements. the berzerkers still scare the living shit out of me.

edit: OH MY GOD! i just had a good idea! i could use my female self to help me DM by playing the female npcs!
 

PurePareidolia

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We would probably be too busy geeking out over the implications of interdimensional travel and discussing our respective lives etc.

I mean, you have a machine capable of sending living matter between parallel universes, 63!you is an interdimensionaut, and you're just going to ignore it? Priorities guys.
 
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hittite said:
On a side note "selfcest" just doesn't have that ring to it. I prefer "narciscest."
Yes, I have way too much free time.
Best word the internet has yet to coin.

On another note, if it were a clone of me of opposite gender from an alternate universe, first I'd enlist her as my companion in whatever the heck I'm working on, as another of me, regardless of gender, would be a fantastic teammate.
As for the actual question, no...
Now that I think it through a little better, there needs to be some personality contrast, some support where the other fails in something, and vice versa. I'd want to be with someone who does complete myself, and another of myself just doubles the problems that I have. I know that the question isn't whether I'd fall in love with the clone, but eventually I'd probably do so with someone for real, and I worry that "having sex with one's clone" would haunt me.
 

Particulate

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One of my best friends already sort of is a female version of myself and given the chance.... yeah, I'd tap that. But I firmly believe we're too alike to actually have an intimate relationship with one another. We even discovered that we even brush our hair and teeth at the exact same schedule and routine. That shit would get awkward as hell.
 

Russirishican

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Heck I'd go gay for myself in THIS universe. Its no different from masturbating, its like the perfect sex toy that doesn't ***** about not being good in bed because they are only as good as you are.
 

Innegativeion

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Hellz yeah. I'd imagined I'd make a rather attractive girl. More attractive than my male self anyway.

It's only masturbation, after all.
 

Glamorgan

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Well given that I recently dated a female version of myself, then yep, I would.

I'm not even kidding. We were like the same person...
 

Dags90

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orangeban said:
Huh, well I'm gay which buggers up the question a bit. Though the next question is of course, would I do myself?
Pros:
I know what I want
If there were two of me I/we could RULE THE WORLD

Cons:
I've seen the face I make
I'm currently sporting really douchy sideburns.

Huh, even split. So the answer's maybe.
Wouldn't the fact that you know what you want be limited by the fact that only one of you gets what he wants at a time?

I'm not interested in women and I'm not attracted to guys as skinny as myself. Plus I'm too meek to ever make advances.