Poll: Say nice things about women you know

[Andy Shandy]

I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita

I like having Monica in my life
Erica by my side
I need Rita
I don't get to see Tina as much
Sandra looks great in the sun
And whenever I see Mary, it generally lasts all night
And being with Jessica makes me feel like a man

Spoiler: For those that don't understand

But seriously, I get on well with the women that are in my life.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Well, all my female friends are lovely human beings, otherwise why would I be friends with them?

Oh yeah, and my mum and sister are pretty cool too. The latter?s been helping me through some problems I?ve been going through lately. She?s at university at the moment, training to be a vet.

Luckily, it?s rare that I find a genuine ?*****? that many guys moan about, mainly because they happened to have had a bad experience in their relationship with them. It?s the same vice versa. You will not believe how many Facebook statuses I?ve seen of teenage boys and girls moaning something along the lines of, ?Ugh, I hate [opposite sex]. They always lie and break your heart!? Jesus Christ, you?re 15 years old, what the fuck do you know about relationships and the opposite sex?

Anyway?we?re all human beings, boys and girls are cool in their own way, blah blah blah.

 

[Krantos]

My wife is beautiful, extremely hard-working (she's a doctor, btw), excellent at organization (which can actually bite me in the ass sometimes), and loves me way more than I deserve.

And the sex is great.

 

[Esotera]

My friend constantly puts up with listening to me saying stupid things, and doesn't seem to get tired of it. And generally I find girls less annoying than guys, as long as it's not a large group, so there's that.