On the one side you've got a load of philandering, usually angry, gods/goddesses, magicians and enchanted artefacts, while on the other you've got a load of arrogant, usually psychotic, gods/goddesses, superpowered up alpha (fe)males and very big guns.
So, who wins? Well, me, because I'll retcon myself into kicking all their asses...
So, who wins? Well, me, because I'll retcon myself into kicking all their asses...