Poll: Sex or Escapist

[ramboondiea]

and i cant have both because?

 

[InnerRebellion]

Escapist. Sorry, but sex scares me. A lot.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Sex definitely... though I don't always get a choice... my girlfriend can be insatiable at times... not that I mind

Why can't I do both though... it would be difficult to concentrate and my posts might not make sense, but I could manage.

 

[shadyh8er]

The way I'm reading this is a choice between ending my virginity or posting on a good site. Which to think I'll choose?

 

[Tdc2182]

Let's see... The second best thing I can do with my penis (first being hiding it in people's salads) versus being occasionally bitched at by pseudo-intellectuals about how my opinion is "wrong".

Gee, I can't seem to decide.

Phht, you think that's the best thing to do with your penis? WRONG!

OT: Like, when do I have the secks? Cause when it's right after I make tenderize my love snake, I feel the need for the escapist to spread the word about my most recent personal encounter.

 

[SuperNova221]

I'd consider my sexuality as asexual, or senile, more senile than asexual. So I simply have no desrie to have sex. So I chose the second option.

 

[soren7550]

I'm a virgin, so I hardly know what I'm missing.

So... I voted to go make a MLP thread. But I'm not even going to.

^this -_-'

Make some room for me please?

 

[Chris646]

I'm gonna have to go with The Escapist on this one.

 

[ssgt splatter]

I chose sex. I don't have a girlfriend but I still choose sex.

This site is fun and I use it to blow off some steam or to just watch the next funny ZP episode or read threads that make me laugh.

Also, what's a MLP thread?

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Well what will it be, primal urges or loyalty to a great fucking site.

You realize every single person here who chooses sex won't actually be for primal urges, but simply because this is a website in which people chat, and well... I'm sorry, but for whatever reason you're making love or having sex with someone, it's not ALWAYS about primal urges. My girlfriend simply means more to me than this site does. Doesn't mean I'm giving into my primal urges to much as expressing my love to her in a different way

 

[Syphous]

Escapist or sex? It's a website, there are like dozens of websites I think. But only one penis that is attached to me, and it is glorious. Heil mein peener!

 

[s0p0g]

oooh, now here's a tough one... wait, what?

assuming it's with one a my girlfriend (hey [privacy protection] if you read this: just kidding), i'll prefer the real body of my real girlfriend to have some real sex to posting... something on some virtual space; i don't think it even is a viable question. (unless there's a new ZP. then she'll have to wait the ~5 minutes ^^ )

then again, i forgot how many people 'round here claim to be wannabe are asexual, so i guess it's legit ^^

 

[Snork Maiden]

OT; it really just depends on who I'm getting the sex from >.>

Agreed. How shall we resolve this situation, hmm?

Room for a third? It's cold on my own.

 

[Rascarin]

Sex. Of course. I mean, I enjoy the Escapist, but not THAT much.

 

[Dango]

I'm a teenage virgin, and in no rush to lose my virginity, so I say escapist.

 

[the jellyman]

Has anyone actually made this decision for real? Possible sex could count, I guess. I've done that one.

Can't remember what I chose, but I guess it was the right choice.

 

[Feralcentaur]

Well, you can't get an STD from going on My little pony threads...
At least I think you can't...

 

[redisforever]

Sex, then Escapist. What? It's not like the internet will disappear while I'm busy.