Poll: Sex or Escapist

[UltraXan]

The escapist is awesome and all, but I ain't gonna leave her for it.

 

[Goldenkitten01]

Sex with someone I like? Bye Escapist!

Sex with a random person who I have no idea who it is? Nah, I'll stay here and watch ZP.

I'm taking this and using it as my own answer.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

we should all get one post before we go, specifically in the inevitable mass orgy thread.

 

[Julianking93]

Agreed. How shall we resolve this situation, hmm?

Coin toss perhaps? Though, why can't I have Escapist and sex?
I can multitask!!
Then I can talk about my religious views and philosophical ideals while secksin'

 

[Marik2]

Let's see... The second best thing I can do with my penis (first being hiding it in people's salads) versus being occasionally bitched at by pseudo-intellectuals about how my opinion is "wrong".

Gee, I can't seem to decide.

LOL I know right?

Sex with someone I like? Bye Escapist!

Sex with a random person who I have no idea who it is? Nah, I'll stay here and watch ZP.

Yup pretty much what many people would say.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I picked the Escapist. It's not like I'm gonna have sex in this lifetime, so why not this website?

 

[theodosian]

Recently had some of the best sex in my life and I was around before the interwebs so considering it can still get better, gotta go sex. Love the Escapist, love hot redheads more. Sorry.

 

[tehsqueez]

Am I the only one that sees the irony of people choosing sex over escapist- by posting on escapist?

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Hahahahahahaha.

Some people voted "Escapist."

 

[MrStab]

if i was that addicted to posting on here i'd just post and get bj's simple as that

 

[Yopaz]

Well, I can check The Escapist any time of the day, why when I am supposed to have sex? There's no reason why I can't have both, I just ca't have both at the same time. I need to get a better phone, then it's possible. I also need to find a desperate girl... I guess I'll stick with The Escapist and my computer for the time being.

 

[Jyggalag]

Seriously, man? Who in their right mind would neglect their girlfriend for a website? They wouldn't have a girlfriend for long.

This. Unless this website was written by Jesus I wouldn't forfeit man's basic purpose on earth: To reproduce.